poser

poser
1. (poser) (7335↑, 1502↓)
1.one who pretends to be someone whose not. 2. who tries to fit in but with exaggeration

An Avril Lavigne fan "Like oh my god\! She is not pop, dammit\! She is totally punk rawk\!"

2. (Poser) (3521↑, 864↓)
Any one who does not follow his/her own ideas of what he/she likes. Following no one set norm makes you real and following no one set norm makes you poser. Poser is governed not by the clothes, music, or makeup you wear, but rather by the state of your mind and the conformity to your own beliefs.

Posers conform to the beliefs of others.

3. (poser) (2920↑, 563↓)
A person who attempts to blend into a specific social group.

Justin was such a poser-goth; sure, he comes to school in all black, but he doesn't even know who Edgar Allen Poe is.

Author: Paul Cannon http://poser.urbanup.com/5502
4. (poser) (2309↑, 535↓)
a person - usually in middle or high school, who is insecure about him/herself and trys very hard not to be a "conformist" or a "prep," by doing things like: purchasing a skateboard or guitar, purchasing a great deal of clothing and accessories from hot topic, and listening to pop-punk bands such as simple plan, yellowcard, etc. usually, this supposedly "nonconformist" behavior just backfires on him/her, because now he/she is still conforming, just to a different group of people. so the moral of the story is to be yourself.

some people are posers.

Author: purple_stain69 http://poser.urbanup.com/1074607
5. (poser) (1680↑, 367↓)
Someone whos acts like someone theyre not,but not realizing that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in.

A poser green day fan,this applies to other poser bands-- Todd:have you heard american idiot?Thats the bestest song ever\! Bill:Have u even heard any other green day songs? Todd:what other green day songs?

6. (Poser) (1311↑, 373↓)
A poser is someone who tries hard to be something they arent. Usually, posers call other people posers because they are jealous that the person they called a poser is more skater/stoner/goth/punk/rocker/grunge/etc. than they will ever be.

Summer.

Author: Mary Mariegh http://poser.urbanup.com/161363
7. (poser) (1009↑, 237↓)
One who attempts to appear to others as something they are not, especially by their manner of dress; a charlatan. also 'poseur'

Take off that gold chain Julio, you're such a fucking poser\!

8. (poser) (361↑, 88↓)
A dumbass hypocrite [trendwhore] [conformist] asshole who can't think for his/herself. They like anything their friends like, like a band, and usually don't know any songs by that band. When you ask them they usually say they like all of their songs and never mention one. They also like Anything thats popular and usually don't know any music beyond mainstream. Loves to jump on bandwagons and bash things other people bash. They love to be "cool", they will try to call YOU a poser, even though you aren't labeling yourself, like they are. Oh, and if you call Good Charlotte posers just because everyone else does, you're technically THEE poser, because you're being a [conformist]. I don't like Good Charlotte anyway, but people need to stop bashing them.

Dumbass Poser: lolz I lyk My chemical romance im sooo punk now. wots ur favorite band? Me: Alice In Chains Dumbass Poser: OMG WTF WTF UR A POSER\!\!\! LMAO\!\! LOLOLOL\!\!\! Me: I never even labeled myself, so technically I am not a "poser". Dumbass Poser: UH HUH CUZ U LYK ALICE IN CHAINS N THEY R NOT COOL Me: um Okay...So...what is your favorite songs by My Chemical Romance? Dumbass Poser: um...i lyk all of them:) Me: Suuure you do.

Author: AliceInChainsRock http://poser.urbanup.com/1734756
9. (poser) (357↑, 137↓)
Someone who can't get the fact that they look stupid trying to be something they're not

The POSER tries to be all hardcore even though with others shes madly in love with rap shit

10. (poser) (309↑, 108↓)
From "poseur." This usually refers to someone who attempts to be part of a clique [punk, skater, goth, etc. - never preppy], but out of a desire to be recognized as a member of that clique rather than sincerity. Of late, however, the word has been overused; any newcomer is now generally considered a "poser," regardless of motive. This word is especially popular in rambling, misspelled sessions on AIM.

1. "Look at him - he dresses in black and says he's a goth, but he's never even read Edgar Allan Poe. What a poser." 2. "omg u r not punk u preppy POSER\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1\!\!\!"

11. (poser) (214↑, 52↓)
What punks/skaters/goths call people who try to be punks/skaters/goths but are too mainstream. Personally I think that this whole "anything that's mainstream is bad" idea is retarded. Don't you people realize that if you're punk, goth, skater, or whatever you are that you're still conforming, just to a different group? When everybody's an "individual," no one is. The people you call "posers" are the ones who do what they want and don't care what anybody else thinks, and thats the way it should be. Who the hell are you to decide whats "punk" and whats not? If people think they're punk but they wear Abercrombie, then just let them be, they're being themselves.

I'm a girl, and I wear Abercrombie and American Eagle clothes. I also wear a lot of pink and I wear makeup to school. But if you look in my garage, you will find a $130 skateboard and about 10 different ramps and grind bars. Call me a poser if you want, but I'm just being myself.

12. (poser) (228↑, 70↓)
This is a word used for people who act, dress, talk like people they aren't. It's a label for a person who is pretending they are someone totally different. It's most often used to describe people calling themsevles "punk."

Lil Johnny Bob is such a f*cking poser. He gets liberty spikes and puts safety pins in everything he owns and now automatically assumes he's a punk rocker child?\! Bullsh*t\!

Author: idontthinksobitch http://poser.urbanup.com/123730
13. (poser) (182↑, 63↓)
some one trying to be something their not

Ashlee Simpson OH MY GOD\!\! ASHLEE SIMPSON IS SO ROCKIN'

14. (Poser) (107↑, 10↓)
A poser is a generally slanderous insult with no truthful backing. It is often used among teenagers depending on what someone wears. However, the literal definition is someone who attempts to 'pose' or not be their actual self, to fit in among others.

"Dude, John came in wearing an Adio jacket and skater shoes today." "Are you serious? He doesn't even skate. Man, what a poser." Truthfully, this by no means suggests that John was actually attempting to pose as a skater. He just bought the clothes he wanted.

15. (poser) (130↑, 47↓)
someone who will be someone theyre not just to try to fit in and manipulate people. They pretend to be whatever is 'cool' at the moment than be themselves and who they really are. Then call other people posers to hide the fact they're one. Posers spend most of their time wasting thier life away on myspace with the rest of the emo losers. They feel special they made friends with some other nobodies who no one even gives a shit about while the real popular people are making friends with known and important people.

sal pretended to like rock just to fit in with goths sal PRETENDED to have money just to look cool to the people who really DO have money. What a poor ass poser. We really live the lifestyle and hes posing to make friends. How pathetic. Stupid Kid.

16. (poser) (108↑, 33↓)
an extremely overused word... and missused too... FUCK THIS WORD...

poser=poseur... but it used so much in a sense we are all "posers"

Author: jimmy sunshine http://poser.urbanup.com/1524030
17. (poser) (130↑, 54↓)
Someone who dress diffrent then they act and try to fit into a group they don't belong in.

My school is full of retarted wantabe posers.

Author: Two people who really dislike posers* http://poser.urbanup.com/100880
18. (poser) (106↑, 34↓)
1. someone who tries way too hard to fit in with a social group 2. anybody who wears a visor beanie 3. always emphatically claims to not be a poser 4. tries way too hard to impress those who he/she finds cool, and as a result ends up being their little bitch, not realizing that the person they try to impress probably doesnt like them very much 5. wears a polo shirt with the collar popped 6. only shops at abercrombie, or american eagle

"sam watson is such a poser, he always walks around with that gay visor beanie and his collar popped. he does everything matt tells him to just to try to impress him, he doesnt even realize that matt doesnt even like him that much" see also [deuchebag]

19. (poser) (70↑, 6↓)
A word popularized by the teenagers of this generation. It is used to describe someone who is "biting off" another person, and one who tries to fit in with a group. Honestly, no one even gives a shit about who are "posers" and who aren't. In today's logic, any newcomer is a poser, or anyone who decides to wear something else or listen to something else is a poser. The word is used to bash those who try new things regardless of reason for doing so, and it's one of the most overused words by teenagers. It is mostly used by people who have no self-esteem and resort to talking down to other people or friends to satisfy themselves. Seriously people, fuck off already.

Guy \#1: Dude, stop wearing LRG, you're such a fucking poser\! Guy \#2: Whateva, I do what I want\!

Author: Anonymous Dude http://poser.urbanup.com/2881423
20. (poser) (98↑, 35↓)
word used by people who are very insecure in their own social standing; the entire concept of someone being a poser demeans the true concepts of "antisocial" "cultures" that people seem so eager to jump into; often used by people who are not only hypocritical and judgmental, but who also can't spell [poseur] .

LyK oMgzzzzz yOu'Re suCH a POSER\!\!\!\!\!1111 i'M WAY punKer than u\!\!\!\!\!\!1111 Lyk lolz\!1

21. (Poser) (62↑, 5↓)
Poser; One who conforms to other people's ideas, has no original ideas, and tries to be someone they're not. They typically ditch their original group of friends to try and hang out with people that are "cool" in hopes of becoming popular. They will also go out and buy a mass order of "cool" clothes from Hot Topic or something. Signs of a Poser - 1. The poser will start hanging out with people you would never expect. 2. They will change their style of clothes. e.g. They will wear tennis shorts but will soon be wearing skinny jeans and tight jackets. 3. Potential poser name: First name: Vance; Last name: La

Person 1: "Hey, you know Vance?" Person 2: "Vance La?" Person 1: "Yeah, him." Person 2: "Yeah. He's such a poser. No one likes him."

Author: thatwatuget4beingafaggotVance http://poser.urbanup.com/4892244
22. (poser) (78↑, 26↓)
Someone who tries very hard to be something they're not but never succeeds. A poser trying to be a "goth" will wear jeans and a band t-shirt. The band being a band they've only heard one song by. I used to be a poser, then I saw sense. I'm just myself now. My own Style. Simply just, me.

Sindy - "OMGZZZZ CHECK MY SLIPKNOT T-SHIRT OUT\!\! I LOVE IT\! N SLIPKNOT, THEY'RE THE BEST BAND EVER\!" Lucy - "Umm... what songs you heard then?" Sindy - "Can't remember the names\! *awkward laugh*" Lucy - "Yeah..." But posers are often mistaked as actual goths by chavs (townies, scallies). But chavs are stupid and blind.

23. (Poser) (74↑, 26↓)
A name given to a person based on his/her fashion sense or musical tastes by people who think that: A. Just because someone is wearing clothes from [Hot Topic] it means that they're trying to be [goth], or B. Just because someone listens to [The Ramones] it means that they're trying to be [punk]. There are some more examples, but these are some of the more common ones. Most people that call others posers are saying that these people are trying to be goths or punks. These people never consider that maybe, just maybe.. these guys simply like the clothes or music\! It has nothing to do with what they want to BE, but simply what they LIKE, so they go ahead and do it. It's like assuming that just because a white guy wants to [rap], that he's automatically a [wigger]. Rap doesn't automatically mean you're gonna speak in [ebonics] and rap about [bitches] and [hoes], or how "[gangsta]" you are. Only when that IS the case.. you can go and call him a wigger, but otherwise, no. It's the same with these so-called "goths" and "punks". A stud-belt from Hot Topic doesn't mean that person slits his wrists and cries all day because his life sucks, nor does liking the band [Green Day] mean that person wants to rebel against society, get a mohawk, and tell everyone else to [fuck off]. However.. the easiest way to tell a true poser from a non-poser would be that, if a poser actually gets called a poser, he/she'd overreact quite angrily and surprised.

Wigger: omg look at dat wannabe goth over der wit dose chain pants from Hot Topic lol ur such a goth poser Non-Idiot: Umm.. no, actually I got these pants because I thought they look cool. Do you have a problem with that? Wigger: Yea I do\!\! I'm an awesum rapper wit all mah hoes and rims, who says I'm from da street even tho I wuz raised in a 6-story mansion\!\! Non-Idiot: Well in that case, go and tell someone to yell at you instead of coming here like an idiot and calling me a poser... you poser. Wigger: omg stfu I fukkin hate u u wannabe goth bitch go slit ur wrists u fag Non-Idiot: I've never slit my wrists in my whole life, moron.

24. (poser) (51↑, 6↓)
Virtually every kid in my school. They're almost all middle class, suburban white kids, who wear there pants to their ankles, and say they're "gangsta". 1, maybe 2 kids have any ties to gang activity. You ain't a gangsta, so pull your pants up\!

poser gangsta: Wassup White boy? Me:You're just as caucasian as me him: ...

Author: A regular kid http://poser.urbanup.com/2116492
25. (poser) (79↑, 39↓)
One who pretends to be what one is NOT.

Look at that poser bitch.

Author: http://www.gametalk.com/talk/pc/the_sims_2_university/76682555.htm http://poser.urbanup.com/1549387
26. (poser) (51↑, 12↓)
One of the most overused words in the english language, especially by teens, and is probably one of the dumbest words as well. A poser is supposed to describe a person who pretends to be something they aren't and/or like something they don't. This word is too broadly used, and puts down people who want to try new things and want to get away from their past likings. I think it's a dumb word and the person who first used it should be punched in the family jewels.

idiot: Omg John is such a poser he wears Etnies and doesn't skate\!\!\! me: Why? because he likes their clothes? idiot 2: Chris is a poser because he listens to punk but isn't really into punk me: How do you think punk bands make money? from hardcore punks buying their CDs? They'd all go bankrupt in days if that was true, and punk music isn't just for a special group of people dumbass correct person: Nicks a poser cause he

27. (poser) (34↑, 1↓)
One who pretends to be a celebrity or other famous person on [Myspace], [Facebook], [Youtube], or any other social networking site. They get most of their information from Google, IMDB, interviews, and Popstar Magazine. One of the lines some posers use is: "I don't care if you think I am a poser. Don't add me...it's ur loss."

Caitlin: OMG\! I just found [Taylor Lautner's] Myspace page\! He commented on my default pic\! Ashley: That's not Taylor\! That's probably some middle-school girl posing as Taylor\! Caitlin: I need more proof. This isn't just another poser, because how would someone who's not Taylor know that much stuff about himself? Ashley: Popstar Mag my friend. That and IMDB.

Author: Jessisaywhat? http://poser.urbanup.com/4066254
28. (poser) (50↑, 20↓)
a person who trys to portray an image that has nothing to do with their own life style or way of thinking but rather forced to fit in with a cirtain group that they feel is "cool"

she was trying to impress the goths by wearing black, and saying she listened to metal despite the fact that she liked new age punk because she wanted to be one of them.

29. (Poser) (69↑, 41↓)
Pople need to get over the fact that there is no such thing as a poser\! A person should be able to do whatever they want without being labelled as a poser.

Random 1: He's such a poser, he's with the skaters but doesn't even have a skateboard\! Random 2: Maybe he just wants to hang out with them...\!

30. (poser) (69↑, 41↓)
someone who tries really hard to be a skater, stoner, goth, etc, but knows nothing about what they are trying to be.

poser/stoner- someone who tries to be astoner, but has never done any drugs, poser/skater-one who has no idea how to sk8board or blade. If anyone has a problem with my def..IM on AIM EvlBloodyMary

Author: EvlBloodyMary http://poser.urbanup.com/69659
31. (Poser) (75↑, 50↓)
Someone who claims to be a goth/punk/skater/grunger/whatever without knowing what it is they're trying to become. Anyone who says they do Witchcraft and threatens to cast a spell on you (the rule says: don't threaten, don't warn). Anyone doing anything just to look cool. (Most "punks")

Avril Lavigne was going to do Country music until she was told she wouldn't be sign if she didn't do a "punk act", oh wait, she's not just a poser, she's a sell-out, too.

32. (poser) (30↑, 7↓)
A computer program for creating 3D, humanoid models/animations. "Poser" should not be confused with "[poseur]", they are completely different words and if anyone tells you otherwise they are a poseur. A poser is also "a question or problem that is puzzling or confusing".

Person A: So did you download Poser yet? Person B: No way man, Poser sucks\! I use 3ds Max. Person A: Man wtf?\! Are you some kind of [poseur] or something? Person B: I don't know. That's quite a poser isn't it? Person A: No\! It's not\! You're an idiot\!

33. (poser) (41↑, 21↓)
someone who trys to fit in with someone or a group of people,labeling themselve like im so punk omg 1) if trying to be a punk they come in with band tee's and Hot Topic pants just to fit in with the punks meanwhile the day before that she liked rap and wore a mini skirt with her uptowns and G-Unit shirt 2) gosh like tomorrow im gonna turn punk and then the next day im gonna be goth and hten im gonna be emo and then im gonna turn gangsta and then ghetto and then im gonna be a thug and then the next day im gonna be a poser and then im gonna turn prep again\!\! gosh im gonna be so god darn kewl\!\!

in ex) a girl named andrea will be playing the poser and the punks are gonna be...the punks of course lol Andrea"omg im so punk when i walk into school tomorrow with my converse and my band tee, even though i dont like the band but im just trying to fit in with all the cool punk kids so i have to look cool and totally punk rawk,my green hair the punk rawkers are ognna wanna be my friend\!\!" (the next day in school punks walk up to girl) Punks "your a poser go back to your freaken mini skirt and uptowns your no punk go home poser" (later that day at home) Andrea"omg i dont know what went wrong\!\!\! im gonna be emo now and cry alot now while listening to my emotionless music"

Author: miss mysterious and lonley http://poser.urbanup.com/1418168
34. (Poser) (25↑, 9↓)
1. (adj.) one who steals or copies another person's ideas, thoughts, words, or actions and attempts to pass them off as their own. 2. (adj.) someone who pretends to be of a certain group of people in order to become more popular, look cool, or fit in. 3. (adj.) a sorry sucker who is only believable enough to fool themselves and the other poor bastards who fall into the same category. 4. (adj.) a human being with low self-confidence or high levels of immaturity who believe that by living a lie, they will be able to redeem themselves for who they trully are. The usual lot of posers nowadays include anywhere between tween, pre-teen, and teen. They are made blatantly identifiable by there over the top make-up, hair, costume, action, and 'persona' developed in order to insinuate themselves into whatever category the poser is attempting to infiltrate. An official dead give-away for a poser is the afore mentioned appearance. But one of the most tell-tale signs of a poser is the fact that they really have absolutely no idea about whatever it is that they are trying to imitate. Simply, they have no understanding of it, and fly by on the bare-bones of knowledge they have probably gathered swiftly over the internet.

Demi Lavato Selena Gomez Avril Lavigne Miley Cyrus the whores of tween/pre-teen/and teen sets who think they can pull of the emo/scene/rock/skater/punk etc.,etc.,etc. look. Poser: Like OMG, that new Tokio Hotel stuff is soo cool\! Non-poser: Um, I don't really listen to that. I'm more of a Lamb of God type of guy :D Poser: ........... erm, Paramore is like soo cool\! Don't you think? Non-poser: .... :/ Sure.

Author: icrylimabeans http://poser.urbanup.com/4145602
35. (poser) (71↑, 55↓)
Someone who doesn't appreciate all of the good music from all different genres for it's musicalness and musicality , but instead only likes one genre only and latches onto that one genre in it's entirety , it's look , it's clothing , it's fashion , it's lifestyle , all in a feeble attempt to be seen as cool and to act like a snob and pretend they are better than someone else who's not into their narrow , shallow , narcissistic , superficial , artificial coolness.

punk idiot: I'm like so punk , I act punk , I dress punk , I look so fucking punk , and all I listen to is punk. \poser metal idiot: I'm like so fucking metal , I act metal , I dress dress metal , I look so metal and badass , and all I listen to is metal. \poser normal person: You guys are poser[s].Good music and bad music exists in all genres of music and you need to listen to more than just one genre of music. Besides if all you listen to is just one genre then you must be suffering from the delusion that everything in that one genre constitutes GOOD MUSIC which is impossible since every genre has it's share of good music and bad music regardless of how simple or complex the music is.You guys just don't want to have to think too hard (aw is thinking too hard?) and so you take the easy way out and latch onto one thing hard.Then you adopt the look and the fashion and the hairdo and the lifestyle and "pose" as that image and think that makes you all cool and badass.It doesn't.You're lame.Posers\!

36. (Poser) (47↑, 32↓)
someone who hops on the bandwagon when it rolls around but also...the bandwagon itself is poserific,so don't hop on it

idiot: according to the latest music and fashion trends, I have jumped on the bandwagon and am declaring myself a cyborg from the planet ZWARG\! - cool person: hahaha...you fuckin poser

Author: it's POSER,not poseur http://poser.urbanup.com/1479980
37. (poser) (22↑, 7↓)
People who buy rock and "punk" t-shirts at places such as Nordstrom and Meier and Frank, for $40 dollars, then flaunt them off on their "Myspace".....and call themselves punks and/or rockers.....

*True Story* Poser in a Pink shirt..... A girl I knew was wearing a Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon shirt. (Pink Floyd is my favorite band.) I asked her where she got it. She responded, "Nordstrom, isn't it freakin' wicked?\!" (Exact Qoute, just imagine it in a ditsy voice). So I then ask her, "What's your favorite Pink Floyd song? "Dark Side of the Moon, duh\!" "Song, not Album..." "It is a song, it says so on the shirt\!" (For those of you who don't get it....there is no Pink Floyd song called Dark Side of the Moon, it's in the lyrics....)

38. (poser) (25↑, 13↓)
- People who try to be something they are not. - People who have no idea what they are talking about. - Insecure people who try to hard to fit in Just be yourself. Black, Italian, Irish, Chinise, skater, goth, cheerleader, whatever just be yourself and don't give up who you are just to have fake friends.

Poser: "Oh my gawd I am so emoo, ew why are you wearing red?\!? that's not dark and misunderstood like me\!\! Normal Kid: "Emo doesn't mean wearing all back, fuck face, and I'm wearing red cause it's my favorite color, so you can pretend to be emo or whatver but in the end your just a replica of so many other fake kids aroudn you".

39. (poser) (15↑, 4↓)
somebody from pelham, new hampshire who thinks their ghetto.

Dom Dumas is a poser.

40. (Poser) (18↑, 8↓)
Someone that tries to follow whatever some one else that they admire does. They are fake to them selves. They are something they are not that is whay people hate them. Also because they are extremly annoying. They don't have a life besides being soemthing that is fake. My advice to posers be who you are. If you are really ghetto and trying to follow the HXC style be ghetto. Thats being true to yourself. Dont try to act emo when you really hate it inside. If you feel alone and helpless then try something that you truly enjoy. If the popular Clique in your school is prep and you try to be prep your going to be misrable inside because thats what you are not. Be true to yourself thats the key to happiness.

If yur really and emo kid be an emo kid stop trying to be punk\! If you like Good Charlotte like them even though they are poser rock.

Author: Poser, Fake, Untrue, False http://poser.urbanup.com/1820503
41. (poser) (57↑, 46↓)
Anyone who belongs to a group or places themselves in a particular sub-genre or sub-culture. a punker a metalhead a grunge fanboy a nu metaller a goth an emo death metal black metal anyone who basis their religion on D&D anyone who's "Indie" etc. , And then tries to say that other people aren't doing it right.It's basically the "we're cool and you're not crowd" of immature asswipes who are stuck in junior high and high school "cliques" and can't grow up.Most people who use the word poser are infact posers.

Anyone who can't be their own man or their own woman and has to follow a group or be a joiner or a follower or a gangster or whatever else,in order to feel like they belong.Anyone who's so insecure and so needy that they have to belong to some clique or group or subculture or cult in order feel like they have some "identity" or sense of belonging.Just be yourselves.Just be a man and stand on your own two feet. / Example doesn't use the word poser. Use the word in a sentence. \\ ^^^^OH NO I DON'T FIT IN\!\!\!\!\!\! lmmfao..

Author: who gives a fuck? http://poser.urbanup.com/1472715
42. (poser) (15↑, 5↓)
a word often used by people who are insecure about themselves so they call everyone but themselves and their so called "friends" "posers". in my area, it is mostly used by skater kids whose pants are way too tight to describe someone who wears skateboard shoes (etnies, dc, vans etc) but doesn't skate. by that logic, people who wear running shoes but don't run are "posers", people who wear nike basketball shoes but don't play basketball are "posers", people who wear adidas stan smiths but don't play tennis are "posers", the list goes on. the funny thing is, most of these people who call other people "posers" can't spell [poseur] correctly. yes, there are people who are, in fact, poseurs, but a lot of the people who get called "posers" don't deserve it.

Situation 1, poseur calls someone a "poser": Bill: DO U SK8?\!\!?? UR WEARIN NIKE 6.0'S Joe: That's none of your fucking business. Bill: O MY GOD U R A FUKIN POSER\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11111 Joe: Dude, by your logic, people who wear New Balance but don't run are "posers". Bill: ....... Situation 2: Mandy: OH EM EFF GEE I LUV MY NEW $80 ABERCROMBIE JEANS\! I'M SO PREPPY LOL Samantha: No, you're not a fucking prep, you're a fucking douchebag who has too much money and spends too much money on buying status symbols.

43. (Poser) (27↑, 17↓)
The act of trying to be what one is not, trying to relate and blend with a social group. Usually someone who is alone. Being a poser mostly consists of pretending one likes certain things, and one who acts in those one is trying to impress. It is typical for a poser to be disliked.

That Chris Bouvier is such a poser, pretending to like and do what we like and do, he is so annoying. Like that one time... Person: Oh...Hey... Chris: HEY GUYS\! Have you played that new awesome video game *talks about game randomly* Yea and like wow everything is so 1-3-3-7 fo sho\! Person: Um...yes...

Author: Albert Johnson http://poser.urbanup.com/1563116
44. (Poser) (12↑, 3↓)
Is the kind of guy who pretends to be kind and sensitive but really he's controlling and he lies. He may even go to the extreme to start his own meetup group and say it’s for 20 and 30 year olds only…. but he is the kind of guy that really just wants to pick and choose who he likes and lets them into the group because of his extreme control issues. Mostly this kind of poser would include young single girls because he thinks they are not smart enough to identify a poser when they see one. Then he makes up stories to scare young girls into thinking 70 year old men are going to be fondling them and hitting on them in Frederick bars unless he they are part of his group so they run thankfully into his arms out of gratitude. He is the kind of guy that played the flute in HS, and wanted to be Peter Pan as a child just to wear the tights. His only social outlet is his new group and it makes his cock really hard knowing he can control everything about it. He has no real substance and therefore it's hard to carry on anything but a superficial conversation with him. He clearly was breastfed too long and has deep love/hate issues with his mother. His ultimate destiny will be to marry a really stupid hot-chick (don't forget looks matter to him) late in his life (but she'll be 25) that likes being controlled but after 8 years and 1 kid she'll resent his control and divorce him leaving him at age 40 and he won't be able to join his own group anymore.

Craig: You know the FNL group has 70 year old that hit on 20 year olds so I started this group to save them. Random 20 year old girl: Oh Craig you are so wonderful\! Let me hug you for saving me\!\!\! Please take me home with you\!\!\! or Craig: Mom, I'm so lonely and bored so I started a new group so I could play with peoples lives. It was fun until I took heat for it then I tattled on them to authorities who didn't really give a rat's ass......can I please be breastfed now? Craig's Mom: Craig, even I know you are a poser. Grow up.

45. (poser) (17↑, 8↓)
Sometimes spelled "poseur," a poser is someone who attempts to assimilate themselves into a particular group with the intent to be accepted, usually on a very superficial level. Often the individual has little knowledge of the group and may adjust their physical appearance, attitude, and philosophies accordingly, and use other tactics to convince members of the group into thinking that they are legitmate. Posers are generally of adolescent age, and usually outgrow this behavior in their adult years. Posers are found in every sub-culture, although they are commonly referenced within the punk, gothic and metal communities. Some bands are seen as "posers" due to their extremely commercial, accessible appeal, giving the impression that they are concerned with popularity and not musical creativity. The term is often incorrectly used to refer to someone who listens to popular music or is otherwise interested in popular social trends; it is not unless this person claims to be part of something while having no real familiarity with it that they should be labeled as such.

Poser: "Yeah, I'm totally into metal..." Sub-culture tpye: "Really? That's cool. Like who?" Poser: "Slipknot, Korn, Linkin Park, shit like that." Sub-culture type: "Do you like any of the classic shit, like Venom, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Exodus, or underground bands like Morbid Angel, Darkthrone, Deicide, Obituary, stuff like that?" Poser: "Who are they?"

Author: Cody richeson http://poser.urbanup.com/1703840
46. (Poser) (32↑, 23↓)
A poser is a person that has no goal to accomplish, other than to irritate those around them in desperate pleas and cries for help. A person can't be a poser if there is nothing to pose as. A person that is imitating the acts of their idols or someone else that has accomplished the act in their own time (the past). A person that claims they are something that they know nothing about is not a poser, they are just ignorant. In fact, maybe you should educate them in your spare time instead of reading this deifinition. A person that is very young and unwilling to be taught the correct ways of their stereotype (hehehe... I love that definition). ect.

Someone called me a poser, but what exactly am I posing as?

47. (Poser) (8↑, 0↓)
Someone who tries way too hard to be something they're not, and at the same time, fails while doing it. :] Which is fun to laugh at.

How Can You Tell Who's a Poser? Posers usually attempt to listen to whatever-subculture-they-try-to-be's type of music. But usually end up listening to sell outs or poser BANDS. They also buy things people will think are \{[LABEL]\}, so people will say, "OMG UR SO \{LABEL\}\!" to them, mainly for attention. They also try to do EVERY EXACT THING one specific label does. ex. Emo - Cut/ Prep - Wear a lot of pink, hate other cliques -- These people will also SAY they do these things for... ATTENTION. Most often dress for attention as well. A very popular label that has many types of posers, is emo. Mainly because of the whole Black Parade Scene. \{Dont get me wrong, I love My Chemical Romance\} And many think it shows they're cool, or want to look like a "non-conformist". Many can be found on \{VampireFreaks].com Long story short is that posers are sorry excuses for everything. And many just want to look different. Labels are gay things that take people's originality away. There's no use for them, AND PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN TO BE THEMSELVES.

48. (poser) (21↑, 13↓)
Is a person who conforms to the ways of society. Most of the time they call others a "poser." They usually copy another persons style, music, and entertainment; and then they fuck it up.

You know that girl sydney? Yeah the poser...

Author: John Michael Johnson http://poser.urbanup.com/1525584
49. (poser) (35↑, 27↓)
Someone who poses. In other words, they stand in a certain stance in preparation for a picture, etc.

Hugh Heffner just recently picked my grandmother to be a poser for the December issue of Playboy magazine.

Author: The Insane White/Hawaiian Girl http://poser.urbanup.com/1432821
50. (poser) (12↑, 5↓)
A poser is essentially everybody in High School who actually pays attention to fashion/studies how to conform to a specific group. Generally, someone who is socially awkward and/or physically unattractive gets called a poser when said individual tries to fit into a certain group, usually comprised of people who have been studying how to conform for a longer period of time. However, since all High School cliques are based on extreme superficiality, the word poser could apply to everyone in such a group. The idea that anyone is, in fact, a "real" punk/goth/hipster, etc, usually stems from how much dedication they have to putting together their personality. It's usually born from a psychological condition that has been impeded into their brain through corporate propaganda; more or less, the idea that you need to consume/conform on some level to have an identity at all. When you are using external sources and symbols to define your personality, you are not actually being "real" in any sense, and that's especially true if the symbols have been given their meaning independently of yourself or peers. Peer pressure and conformity, of course, are normal adolescent behaviors, although teenagers take this to an extreme in consumerist societies (and corporations exploit this condition in teenagers as well, hence how important the word "poser" seems to be here on urbandictionary). It should be noted, however, that some hipsters take this thought process deep into their twenties, and never fully mature past the point of making an identity out of secondhand symbols or processes of thought (although this behavior has more complexity and nuance to it, and has more to do with boasting of education obtained at a university level, and classism). There are an enormous amount of college graduates in western society with uniform tatse/clothing styles/mannerisms, with not only identical opinions, but identical expression of those opinions, and identical attitudes. So, basically, "poser" is an Orwellian word, that instills fear into the minds of teenagers (and some adults), which in turn makes them consume/conform in an efficient manner to avoid being labeled as such. For corporations, this is one of many tactics that help to create a very effective society, where individuals place their own constraints instead of having those constraints come from a dictatorial system.

Kid A: Man, that kid is a poser\! He doesn't even know any other Greenday albums besides "American Idiot" Kid B: Well, you shouldn't be too proud of knowing Greenday albums in the first place, because they aren't a very talented band. I would say they are an embarrassment to punk, but punk was never anything special in the first place. It was all Malcolm Mclaren's ploy to sell clothing in London in the late 70's. Kid A: Dude, you're faggot\!

Author: a guy on the internet http://poser.urbanup.com/2710964
51. (poser) (29↑, 22↓)
i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and wear black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music\!\!\!\!\!\!\! if you care about the music and nothing else you wont give a shit who calls you a poser cause you aren't unlike those suck ass pop singers who dont have real voices or who cant even play an instrument to save their life\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! you suck hilary duff\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! a POSER is something that i dont think anyone can really define because people have their own views and oppinions on it i mean all these so called punks or whatever say oh if you listen to this band you are a poser well what makes them not posers? what they listen to might get them labeled as posers by other people too also if you just started listening to a band after their most recent record people consider you a poser but i dont get why they do this i mean obviously there was a time when they had just started listening to them\! and when will these "newbies" be considered die-hard fans like the people who lord it over them now?\! some people dont have access to the resources needed to know about a band the second they form and start performing it seems like alot of the time people calling other people posers is just being stuck up and snobby and most of the people doing the "name calling" are the people who try to "rebel" against snobbyness i mean do you have to shop at hot topic to not be a poser? but wait hot topic is for "posers" so i mean we are all entitled to our own point of view but in the end we are all just posers and when a band makes an album that is popular and makes alot of money why does that make them SELLOUTS? their so called "fans" should be happy that they are successful i mean are you so selfish that you cant stand other people listening to the bands music get over it you cant control it and if they do stupid advretisements or what ever its not their fault its their PR peoples fault\!\!\!\!\! i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and where black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

person 1-i wear black and converse now im punk person 2-what do you listen to? p1-ashley simpson p2-get out of my sight and go fuck your self the music is what matters so shut the hell up musicians are hot\!

Author: xxalone in my grey mindxx http://poser.urbanup.com/1400746
52. (Poser) (11↑, 5↓)
Ghetto kids who wear skinny jeans all of a sudden, even though they gave white kids shit about it before, calling them faggots.

Ghetto kid: Yo, these skinny jeans are hot son. Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.

53. (poser) (17↑, 11↓)
Misspelling of poseur. And error usually made by an idiot that can't spell.

OMFGZ\!\!\!\! Ur lyk sucHHh a poser\!\!\!\!111

54. (poser) (21↑, 15↓)
1. A puzzeling question. 2. One who poses. 3. Commonly mistaken for [poseur]

If you're going to use it spell it right\! It's poseur, not "poser."

55. (Poser) (15↑, 9↓)
Someone who tries to be something they're not. People, you're only a poser if you make yourself one and most people who spend all their time calling others posers are the true posers.

Annoying Girl (shall remain nameless): You shop at Hot Topic? Poser. Girl who wheres Hot Topic simply coz she likes the clothes: You used to shop there too before your loser friends told you to stop. So who's the poser here?

56. (poser) (7↑, 1↓)
A word that only posers use.

"That dude is a poser". :::looks at self and realizes that's me::::

57. (Poser) (6↑, 1↓)
Someone who pretends to be something their not, just to fit in or to seem cool, not because they like it. Someone who says they like a type of music, or to dress a certain type of way, or to say something that other people think is ''in''. Someone who has no idea whats beneath the things they like, If you liked a band, and asked them if they did, and said yeah.. and you ask them to name their favorite, and they have no idea, then obviously their faking to like it. Be your mother fucking selves. You don't have to like the same things everyone else does just to seem popular, When you think about it, if your unique and like your own type of things, you could start a new style, by being yourself:)

Darcy: Omfgz\! I LOVE ESCAPE THE FATE Justean: Really? Me too, whats your favorite? Mines ''This war is ours'' Darcy: Oh, idk.. i forgot. Justean:Then, how do you like them? Darcy: CUZ THEIR EFFINN HOTT, I LOVE MAX HES THE BEST SINGER\!\! Justean: Max is the bass player.. Darcy: I know that\!\!\! SILLY. Justean:Wow, poser much?

58. (poser) (5↑, 0↓)
someone who tries to be something they aren't.

Mary, Nettie, Lorraine, and Lizette try so hard to make everyone believe that they are into the Rockabilly scene when in fact they are just pathetic posers.

Author: PREMIUM ROAST http://poser.urbanup.com/3043662
59. (poser) (11↑, 6↓)
Someone who spends all or most of their time trying to find out whats "cool" or "in". Once they know what is "in" they do it no matter what their personal veiws on it are. Posers usually pose off of what is on MTV or VH1 or their local "hot" radio station, because they think they will be accepted for it. Normally posers also take whatever they are posing off of to an abnormal and unhealthy extreme. Posers change their style to fit what's "cool". They are usually the losers who have a myspace and comment the people who origionally wore the style they pose off of saying "I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH\!\!\<33" even though they either don't know them, or the origional hates them. Posers often have "[myspace pics]" or "[emo pics]" on their myspace. They are often always hated by everyone else they know except their poser friends. Posers also sometimes write and/or talk in "internet lingo" while not on the internet. Most also over use the famous comeback of "your mom".

skater:Hey man, nice board. poser:Dude, thanks\! I bought it last week\! skater:Um... it looks just like mine. poser:Dude, I know, it's totally sweet, right?\! skater:Uh yeah? What tricks can you do? poser:I can.. um. Almost do that jumpy-thingy. skater:Ollie? poser:Yeah. skater: *under breath and rolls eyes* Poser. MYSPACE COMMENT: Poser: OMFG, lyke, dude. ok. so i listened to Panic\! at the disco lst nite and lyke, OMFG they are so fxqing amzzing\! lyke i cnt beleeve it tht thyr tht gooood\! lyke im sooo punk/emo nd i ddnt no tht thy wer tht good\! but now i DO\! anywayzzz i just cmmntd u to say thx 4 tellin me bout thm. I\<3U\!\! cmmnt bak.. kthxbi origional: um. When did I tell you about P\!ATD? And why are you just finding out about them now? They've been out for like, 2 years now.. maybe 2 and a half. Poser: Oh.. i saw them on ur ipod ystrday on da bussss nd i thot id look thm up. thx. YOUR MOM EXAMPLE: kid: Shut up, poser. You're fat. poser: Your mom is fat\! crowd:OHHHHHH\! kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS\! poser: Your mom kicks your ass\! crowd: Wtf? kid: Wtf? Poser. Shut up. poser: Your mom shuts up\!

60. (poser) (22↑, 17↓)
A word for people in high school who are idiots. They don't know what they are talking about, and when you ask them a name of a song from a band, they cry and cut themselves because they don't know what they are talking about.

"I like Sex Pistols. No, I don't know any songs...Yeah... I'm a poser."

61. (poser) (20↑, 15↓)
A fake person. Usually in high school or middle school. Try too hard to blend in with the group that they want to fit into. Unfortunately, the ones who try and be punks and goths usually set the stereotypical goth and punk style so no one knows what either group really is except for the true ones.

1) Poser Punk: Jack went out and bought a skateboard and considered himself to be a 'punk'. When asked by a real skater if he could do a nollie, he replied, 'a what? Is that where you take one foot off of the skateboard?' 2) Poser Goth: Daniel considered himself a goth. He shopped all the time at Hot Topic. One day, another goth bumped into him and asked him what he thought about the Bauhaus. His reply: "Is that a new drink out?"

62. (poser) (14↑, 9↓)
a phrase that is over used in todays society. Lately everone is considered a poser usually a person being called a poser is a punk thats maybe in middle school. They are called a poser just because they are wearing all black, spikes, colorful hair, yeah you get me.

"that girl over there with the green hair is such a freakin poser"

63. (poser) (4↑, 0↓)
a poser is a person who dresses a certain style,listen to a certain genre just to fit in with a crowd when they are the complete opposite. A poser is also a person who labels themselves and other people. A poser is also a person does something just to impress a certain person or certain crowd.One who isnt true to themselves. Fake peoplee

dude1:yoo Im like so freakin eno Dude2: wtf, do you even know what emo is Dude1:yeah its a ummmmmmmmmm (idk) Dude2:omg you're so fuckin stupid...emo is a freakin genre you dumbass Dude1: whatever i think its super cool..i like the music Dude2: ok name one band thats emo Dude1:umm (dead silence) Dude2:my goodness, ur such a poser

Author: the world sucks http://poser.urbanup.com/3752794
64. (poser) (6↑, 2↓)
LOSSER WHO HAS NO FRIENDS AND THINKS HES COOL CAUSE HE SMOKES WEED

CHRIS POOR (POSER)

65. (poser) (7↑, 3↓)
An overused word by insecure little teenagers.

Teen 1: You're such a poser for listening to Fallout Boy. Teen 2: You're just an insecure asshole who has nothing better to do than put people down because you're scared of what will happen to you in the future. Teen 1: What?

66. (Poser) (7↑, 3↓)
Posers are sort of jive turkeys, they have a phobia of showing their true selves to the world, therefore; to counter-balance their fear, they try to fit-in by appealing to society and swallowing whatever the media shoves down their throats.

Alex is a preppy guy with almost no style that listens to whatever music his big brother listens to. One day, Alex becomes friends with Roger. Roger on the other hand has mad style, does graffiti and listens to underground RAP. A week later, Alex decides to start dressing up like Roger, listen to the same music and also claims to have a passion for graffiti... Now my friends, this is a perfect example of a poser. Someone who's affraid to be judged, and rathers blending in... In sum, alex is a Robot, a society drone, an empty soul.

Author: Thesis Statement http://poser.urbanup.com/2955681
67. (poser) (4↑, 0↓)
To pose: To pretend, to be somebody you're not, to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.

Don't be such a Thomas, you only listen to Metal because all of your "friends" do, you big poser\!

68. (poser) (7↑, 3↓)
Someone who dresses, acts, talks, etc. a certain way to 'fit in'; unoriginal; conformist.

Justin is so annoying. Last year he was always fully decked out in Abercrombie, but now he's started wearing skinny pants, raves about going to local gigs, suddenly loves underoath, and he just went and dyed his hair black. What a poser.

69. (poser) (11↑, 7↓)
a "poser" is a person who sees a popular culture and suckles onto it like a leech, hoping to become "cool"

Ash "oreyt lads, u heard i bet you look good on the dancefloor? reyt tune that\!" Jim "yea\! the Arctic Monkeys are OK" Ash "The arctic who?" All "OH DEAR\! WHAT A FUCKING POSER\!"

Author: GREEN DAY DID NOT INVENT PUNK YOU STUPID BASTARD\! http://poser.urbanup.com/2014492
70. (poser) (11↑, 7↓)
A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look [cool]. Whether it be a [techno poser], an [emo poser], or even a [lesbian poser], each one pretends to like that thing in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and read/copy other people's shirts to prove it.

Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser? Guy1: Hey man, are you punk? Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk. Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like? Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3.... Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.

71. (poser) (11↑, 7↓)
Someone who tries to be something that they aren't, esp. when it is at that time considered popular to be part of that specific group or 'clique'. Generally used for fake [punks], [goths], or anything associated with rock music.

Hilary Duff pretends to be a punk, when her brand of music is quite recognizably Disney brand [pop music]. Poser kid: I totally love Green Day\! I am like their biggest fan\! Real thing: Cool, what's your favorite song? Poser kid: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. Oh my gosh, that is like my theme song. Real thing: Okay then... do you know any other songs? Poser kid: Um... isn't that their first hit? They're new. Real thing: *shakes head and walks away, disgusted*

Author: no_name_know_it_all http://poser.urbanup.com/1566966
72. (POSER) (5↑, 1↓)
Any 8-12 year old child that says they are mosher/punk but are infact stupid little fucktard ass brains.

close your eyes imagine there is a 3 1/2 to 4 foot midget sitting at the local hindu temple,(imagine your hindu please\! be open minded, it can be quite fun, sometimes we celebrate christmas) sat there huge teeth, hair in huge flick, sat in a slipknot hood going "Oh, year Galaxy 105 is well phat, Akon is ace\! i heard slipknot on it yesterday\!"

73. (poser) (3↑, 0↓)
A label that [haters] will call you when they don't want to admit that you're cooler then them.

Look at that poser over there wearing skate clothes and acting all cool. Why can't he just be himself?

74. (Poser) (3↑, 0↓)
A person who calls someone a "poser" when the word that they really mean to use, but are to much of a poseur to realize, is "poseur".

So, I came across these guys online today that where totally thinking they were all punk. I was like, "Have you even heard of the Ramones? Because I'm pretty familiar with their music\!" They didn't know what I was talking about\!\!\!\! :-o Wow, these guys where SUCH a bunch of posers\!

75. (poser) (3↑, 0↓)
1.Someone who tries to be popular by looking or acting like someone else. Sometimes, [NOOBS] are also called posers when they act like other people in the group without a hint of autheniticy. Happens in most common style groups like Goth, [Punk], [Wigger] (Chav), and most infamously, [Prep] and Pop culture. 2. A character, show, or actor that doesn't have a clue of being individually styled.

Johnny is still a poser to the prep kids after he tried to wear the same brands as every one else. Hot Topic was one of the most feared poser-stores to both true Punks and Goths alike.

Author: Sasquatch_Rebel http://poser.urbanup.com/3050431
76. (poser) (5↑, 2↓)
I can define this in one word -- FAKE

Billy - Dude, did you go to that Manson concert last night? Poser - TOTALLY\! He was the shiz\! Billy - Oh really? What was your favorite song of his? Poser - Uhhhhh.... i dont remember the name Billy - Exactly.

Author: ilovejbiscuit http://poser.urbanup.com/2703634
77. (poser) (4↑, 1↓)
Someone who tries to be someone their not, automatically thinks they are a certain [label] because they dress a certain way or do something. Mostly bothers people of a [punk],[emo] or [goth] label but annoys a lot of other people too. Can sometimes be spelt as "Poseur" which is french.

Did you hear? Calvin denied he was a poser. But he does not have the "skater" state of mind. The only skateboarder he knows is Tony Hawk. Calvin can't even skateboard\!

78. (Poser) (9↑, 6↓)
Someone who thinks about what they want to be (punk,goth,ghetto, etc.) They are called posers and they piss off the real goths, emos, ghetto, etc. You have to grow into something, not choose it.

" I want to be goth because they are cool, and outcasts are in this year." POSER

Author: \posergothica\poser http://poser.urbanup.com/1998193
79. (poser) (15↑, 12↓)
a poser is someone who is tryhard and trys to be something they arn't\!\! For example when somebody hears a song on the radio for instand i write sins not tragedies by panic at the disco and starts saying OH I LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO i say whats your favourite song they say oh i write sins not tragedies\!\!\! that is soo poser like...they are trying to be like veryone else they have no idea what there other songs are but decide they love them cause ov there mainstream song on the radio\!\!\!

POSER:oh AFI is my FAVOURITE band right now\!\! NON POSER(someone whoes been long time fan)whats your favourite song? POSER: oh miss murder NON POSER: DUH its the only freakin one on the radio\!\!\!

80. (poser) (3↑, 0↓)
someone who does something to appear cool or fit in, normally into some sort of [clique]

poser: hmmm i want to be different and unique... how can i do that... i kno i'll turn [goth]/[skater]/[emo] (etc) next day... poser is wearing all black/skate brands(eg vans as they are most popular in "fashion") poser copies what other peopl are wearing and doing, may brag about how depressed they are. also calls themselves what they think they aparantly are and hang out with the people who that think are goth/skater/emo, then stops hanging around with old friends as they are not in the same "clique" they are months later... relises that clique is not "in" or cool anymore example - poser: hmm..."goth" isnt cool anymore...i know i'll go emo\! next day completly changes clothes, puts on a fake personality to fit their new found clique they can copy may start saying say things like: 'why have you done up your laces, i know no one who ties them up. they just tuck them in their shoe' (they, themselves have just left them dangling out to look "cool". then they fall over and smak their face on the ground haha stupid poser\!\!\!) if they think theyre skater they may wear converses although theyre the worst shoe to skate in and ive seen little girls who like pink to fat old men with no hair wear them so i have no idea how they became "skater" Poser: hmmm... skater is cool right now..(dresses all in skate rand clothes etc) yeah\! now im skater but when they actually try skateboarding... they give up after 3 days because they dont like it, but still go around telling people they skateboard so theyll be popular.

81. (poser) (3↑, 0↓)
Calling someone a poser is: 1) a right of passage for all "emo" kids 2) stupid... no one truely thinks for themselves anyway, even the most "original" probably got it from someone else and/or someone else has already done it 3) equal to myspace, everyone is doing it because everyone else is doing it, and now we are stuck doing it

1) c'mon kid with your hair over one eye, you knew you were in when someone finally called you a poser... 2) "That kid is such a poser" oh wait... was I conforming to everyone else's standards by saying that? 3) no explaination needed

Author: TheSenseMaker http://poser.urbanup.com/1828661
82. (poser) (18↑, 15↓)
1. Someone who does something they dont want/like to do to please people whether it be punks, goths or even preps. yes, preps. 2. Someone who doesn't act like themselves.

1. Why is that prep trying to act like a hardcore person? What a poser \poseror\poser why is that hardcore person trying to be preppy? What a poser. 2. You can only tell if someone is a poser if you ask them if they like being hardcore or preppy or whatever. If they dont and they say they're only like that to please others then they are a poser. If you define a poser by what they where then all goths are posers and all preps are freaks. 3. I am sorry if i have offended anyone.

83. (poser) (4↑, 1↓)
The wrong spelling to the word 'poseur.' Meaning a person who pretends to be something they are not.

"I'm so skater with my DC shoes and my walwart skateboard, althught i really do not know how to skate."

84. (poser) (4↑, 2↓)
Also see: [Scene Kids] 1.) Someone who tries to be something that they are not 2.)Teenage boys (usually white or asian) who have [Justin Bieber]-style or closely shorn hair or fauxhawks, wear designer super-skinny jeans, designer skate shoes, and "vintage"-style shirts showcasing bands that they do not know about nor give a shit about (just trying to look cool). Usually seen trying to poser-jerk to shitty mainstream rap or hanging with their [scene cunts], trying to look "gangsta". Seen usually in rich, white areas.

Regular dude: (sees poser wearing crisp Wu-Tang Clan t-shirt) Dude, do you even know what Wu-Tang Clan is? Poser: (in fake gangsta drawl) Fuck you, faggot\! They're a band. (gives scene cunt a lecherous stare and pulls his skinny jeans down some more)

Author: RENEGADE_OF_PUNKK http://poser.urbanup.com/4903181
85. (poser) (2↑, 0↓)
Posers are people who "pose" as something they're not, pretend to look like a group of people, like punks, headbangers or stoners, usually related to music. That was the simple way, now here's the real definition, according to me: Posers are usually people that don't fit in, so trying to fit in, they act like the people around them, pretending to like the music, have the attitude, and also dressing like them. I will use as an example the tipical poser stoner. A lot of people don't like stoners, is it because they smoke weed, act like that or because they think that stoners are hippies or something like that, but i think stoners are cool people to be around, i would actually call myself one. But the poser stoner don't really think like his friends, so here are some of the things a poser stoner usually do: smoke weed as a drug, not as a way to think about life and have fun Struggle through Dark Side of The Moon and call himself a Pink Floyd fan, and when someone is talking about pink floyd, all he has to say is "they're great\! i love their attitude\! DSOTM is a great album\!" Can't chill and listen to a Jimi Hendrix song, he has to headbang or air guitar his way through the song Fills his Ipod with Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix songs, even though he hasn't listened to any of those since he was in his friend's. Thinks surfing is a way to show off to his/her friends If offered some drug as meth, coke or crack, he/she would deffinitely do it

That's all i know about posers, if you spot one, fuck him, let it be

Author: victorfrombrasil http://poser.urbanup.com/4490634
86. (Poser) (3↑, 1↓)
Since [punk] began, a poser could be defined variously as somebody who thinks [Avril Lavigne] is "punk," goes to [Warped Tour] to see [Yellowcard] while ignoring [The Damned], is [straight-edge] for all the wrong reasons, identifies as punk but is scared of the pit, listens to [emo] convinced that men with slicked-down bangs and lyrics about trivial high school crushes are huge emotional dramas, etc etc... While the term is useful in delineating false punks from those who truly make the effort to live a [DIY] lifestyle, ultimately, EVERYBODY is a poser, especially anyone who preaches tolerance while judging what's punk and what's not, makes arbitrary judgments based on a zine's recommendation, or god forbid, looks up punk terms online.

Get real, poser\!

87. (Poser) (2↑, 0↓)
1. Any person who conforms to a [fashion statement] rather than an ideal or way of life. Most American universities, colleges and secondary schools keep a steady population of [poseurs], usually in art classes and libraries. The poser is known to congregate in small groups, usually of their own ilk, or with real [punkers] or [metalheads] in an attempt to fit in. The telltale sign of a [poseur] is their lack of knowledge of music, art and the culture they are pretending to portray. As an example, the roots of the [punk rock] movement was based more on all out rebellion and an attitude going against the social status quo and morays. In contrast, the [poseur] holds none of these values, yet will pretend to.

"My advanced ceramics class is chock full of hipster poser fucks. All they do flip their scarves around and talk about going to shows and making out and doing their hair." "Did you see those two hardcore guys beat the snot out of that poser guy after the show?" "Yeah, they broke his nose and stole his scarf" "Serves him right for wearing a scarf in the summer"

88. (Poser) (3↑, 1↓)
One who acts like someone they are not and tries really hard at it, usually to fit in with a specific group. Also, someone who says they are part of a certain group, but really acts alot like they are part of another.

Jordan was like "Yo yo yo im madd rocker yo my favorite song is im so hood\! and my ringtone is YAHH TRICK YAHH\!" hes such a poser.

89. (poser) (4↑, 2↓)
Not really a word that can be defined. I mean, freaking come on, I can call anyone a poser. Emos say kids that don't 'Really have problems' aren't truly emo, when they don't have any effin problems themselves\! (Honey, if you're buying all your clothes from Hot Topic, then you are well off.) The way you dress doesn't make you a person\! How can you really be a poser with a bunch of made up definitions based on how people dress and what music they listen to? Seriously, grow the fuck up and leave this shit on myspace.

"lyk omg, she is such a poser\!" "No offense, I saw you wearing the same eyeliner yesterday, and you don't have anything to cry about..."

90. (poser) (2↑, 0↓)
Poser actually means a puzzeled or baffeling question. A poseuer is someone who trys to be someone or something they are not.

They are emo posuers. (poser)

Author: Samantha Ashlee http://poser.urbanup.com/1666823
91. (poser) (9↑, 7↓)
Someone who follows a trend to fit in, and accually they dont at all.

1. Poser:"OMG IM SO EMO SCENE HARDXCORE\!" Not poser:"Fuck you..." 2. "Look at these Uggs\! They're so not imitation\!" See [gay] [fake] [trend follower]

92. (Poser) (13↑, 11↓)
Anyone that is insecure about who they are inside. People that arent sure what they want to be like and are trying to blend in. Usually, you can tell right off the bat who is a poser. I have a friend that dresses ghetto-like, skates horribly and trys to blend in with us rockers.

Those posers are damn jocks, I HATE JOCKS\!

Author: mask824 ooblajoobla http://poser.urbanup.com/1452341
93. (poser) (21↑, 19↓)
A person who trys to be something there not and they say they like something then they really dont just stupid.

A good charlotte or simple plan fan Lyke OMFG GC & SP RAWKKKKK. Lyke lets go moshpit at there concert OMFG I HOPE I DONT GET HURT\!

Author: screwitjustdance http://poser.urbanup.com/1384644
94. (poser) (2↑, 0↓)
Someone who pretends to like something only because other people like it in an attempt to get popular

Nick you only play guitar because everyone else does Nick you only listin to classic rock because sam does

95. (poser) (3↑, 1↓)
Punk poser: listens to American Idiot consantly and is totaly obsessed but doesn't know they had other cd's in the 90's Goth poser: person who wears all black clothes ect. but doesn't even know Edgar Allen Poe or acts very cheery skater poser: wears skater clothes and owns a skateboard but never uses the board. Can't even balance for long

Poser:AMERICAN IDIOT ROCKS\!\!\!\!11\!\!1\!\! Me: My favorite green day cd is Nimrod or dookie Poser: WTF ARE THOZE ALBUMZ\!?\!?\!?

96. (Poser) (1↑, 0↓)
A person who calls himself emo and thinks hes the only emo person in the world. Posers also listen to BVB, and then they obsess about it and then they think they're emo only because they listen to BVB, and not any other punk bands. Posers also have a habit of labeling themselves and others, and also talk about everybody behind their backs. Posers also like to "talk shit" about everybody behind their backs but when they are challenged to fight, they pussy out at the very last second for whatever reason. This is why nobody likes posers. So don't pose.

A person obsessing over Black Veil Brides, but then when they are asked what other kinds of music they listen to, they reply with "Justin Beiber" or "Lil' Wayne." Emos don't listen to pop you freaking idiots. Another example of a poser is a person calling themselves "Emo." One thing about emos, they don't label themselves, but posers wouldn't know.

97. (poser) (1↑, 0↓)
everybody according to someone. in reality a poser is someone who pretends to be someone they are not. only acting a certain way because they want to be accepted. the problem is someone is going to call you a poser no matter what. the term has lost all meaning really. i once heard a jackass call marilyn manson a poser. really? who is he trying to be if not simply himself? so in short everybody is a poser apparently.

bob: have you listened to the new gwar album? jack: you like gwar? you're such a poser. bob: you're a fucking [idiot]. why do we even hang out?

98. (Poser) (1↑, 0↓)
A person that believes heavily in cliques or social status, therefore acting differently around other people just to fit in. Posers usually end up having little or no friends in the end, because of these factors.

When people are not around: Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic? Poser: Hell yeah. When people are around: Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic? Poser: Dude you're really gay.

99. (Poser) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone who pretends to be something they know they are not.

"i know this poser who thinks he is metal but he is really just a scene kid, his name is Matt Flores"

100. (poser) (2↑, 1↓)
someone who spells the word poser, "poseur" is a poser.

I am an elitist snob and look down on you because you didn't spell the word poser as 'poseur".

Author: cybermaldonado http://poser.urbanup.com/4747781
101. (poser) (1↑, 0↓)
A poser is someone who acts like someone he/she is not to act cool. A poser will pretend to know all the latest trends that apply to the group he/she is trying to fit in with, but the poser will actually have no clue whatsoever. This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.

ASpeaking with an enemy: Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better." Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser\!" Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????" Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen" Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know\!" Talking to a friend: Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb." Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE\! I act dumb every day\!" the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.

Author: alexgrrrrrl85 http://poser.urbanup.com/4174602
102. (poser) (3↑, 2↓)
One who ends his/her emails with: "Sent from my iPhone"

Hey man\! How've you been? Hope to see you soon\! Bob Sent from my iPhone (I'M A POSER\!\!\!)

Author: Santosh Chaterjee http://poser.urbanup.com/4127572
103. (Poser) (3↑, 2↓)
my little sister. someone who pretends to be something they're not.

my little sister is preppy and she tries to be goth and punk and skater. that is a poser

104. (poser) (9↑, 8↓)
all of these are signs of a poser 1) a kid who does something just because its what everyone else is doing 2) has no style of his/her own 3) does what everyone else does 4) nobody likes them

a kid who starts skating because he started watching viva la bam or rob and big someone who dresses normal one day and tries to dress like a skater another POSER

105. (Poser) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone who tries to fit in to a [section] or [label]. Basically, they go overboard with what they wear and yet know nothing. (aka surfer posers, skater posers, emo posers ,etc.) they also think that what they where is what those type of people where as well

*insert poser example here*

Author: Bobbeh McCrisco http://poser.urbanup.com/3656397
106. (poser) (1↑, 0↓)
Does not have to be a wannabe boarder or someone who listens to good charloette, or anything like, for all you know, it could be a boarder trying to be a nerd\! just cause it doesn't happen regularly doesn't mean it's impossible. anyways, a poser is someone who tries to be like a certain group of people, and half the times, aren't even cool. i mean why would you want to be emo? they cause themselves more pain - to deal with pain\!

george is a poser, he tries to be a punk by hanging out with other punks but was too scared to enter class late by 10 seconds because he might be taken off the honour roll. Tom is a poser.

107. (Poser) (1↑, 0↓)
Somone who tries to fit in with a group of people. They obviously do not fit in but try their hardest to conform to this group people and usually end up just being a [liar] and a [fake].

Alex tries so hard to fit it with Kara and Kately that she lied about hooking up with JT, just because Kara and Kately are sexually advanced, aka she is being a poser.

Author: Second star to the left http://poser.urbanup.com/3533860
108. (poser) (2↑, 1↓)
A poser is someone who poses for something. Trying to be something they're really not. They want to be it so bad (wannabe), but unfortunately they don't do it naturally. People can see right through posers. Usually posers are a midway of things because posers are always "half-in" than full.

The Pussycatdolls are posers. They are a group of six or seven talentless girls who can't sing or dance for their live. They wear tacky, slutty, clothing and hope that their skimpy clothes make up for their lack of talent. I still don't know if they are trying to be showgirls, prostitutes, or dirty broadway singers.

Author: just another Teenager http://poser.urbanup.com/3471855
109. (poser) (4↑, 3↓)
someone who pretends to be/like something that they know nothing about.

Annoying Girl: OMG\! I LOVE PARAMORE'S SONG MISERY BUSINESS\! Me: What's your favorite song from their old album? Annoying Girl: uh, misery business Me: no, old album Annoying Girl: Paramore has an old album? Me:You are such a poser\!

110. (poser) (4↑, 3↓)
A deragatory term for a person who, in order to fit in, conforms to a popular trend contrary to their actual beliefs. Their overall presentation of themselves differs VERY much from who they actually are. the person most likely believes that their true interests would single them out. these people are sad things to see in society as most of them lack pure creativity and life because they have other people think for them.

Person: It saddens me to see that Allie has become such a poser.

111. (Poser) (6↑, 5↓)
People that are superficial Often go tanning, watch shitty reality shows on MTV, Wear Hollister, drive SUV's, and make me sick

Tim buys torn-up jeans from Hollister, watches the Real World, Drives a Chevey Tahoe even though he doesn't need all the space it has, and goes tanning daily. What a Poser1

112. (poser) (4↑, 3↓)
A person that is unable to face a person so they send someone else bugged up to talk to u instead.

"I Know sense we don't want to talk to joe let's send some posers too talk for us."

113. (poser) (8↑, 7↓)
Someone who displays an obsession with certain bands, stores, or anything hardcore when in truth they don't like hard rock, don't really shop at hot topic and got their only pair of black skinny jeans at hollister. Someone insecure enough to fake being badass or and does things like sayig they "snuck out" with a hot guy but really they just went to the end of their driveway at like 10pm.

woahh brittany and amanda are such pathetic POSERS, amanda pretends to be anorexic and birttnay doesnt shut up about how hot her ass is and how much of a rebel she is. sad.

Author: Bianca Haddad http://poser.urbanup.com/2586200
114. (Poser) (2↑, 1↓)
Somebody who pretends to like something because they wish they looked like the people that actually do like that something.

Josh: [looks at Andrew's shirt] Wow, I never knew you listened to Sublime\! Andrew: No man, this shirt just looked cool Josh: What a poser... or Matt: Dude, I LOVE Sublime\! Josh: You're such a poser, you only know one of their songs

115. (poser) (2↑, 1↓)
1- (a) a person who has not been listening to a certain band/artist since this band/artist has formed. (b) A person who doesnt know every single detail about each band member. (c) a person only listens to the main stream music of a particular [genre]. (d) some one who claims to like a cetain genre then listens to other genres (le gasp\! how could they\!) 2- a band/artist that has become mainstream

1- first person: i like green day\! especially american idiot\! that album is one of my favourites second person: well I'VE been listening to them sence they formed\! fp: well excuse me for not stalikng them.... 2- Every one listens to green day now\! i have to put them on my poser list\!

Author: the all knowing shar http://poser.urbanup.com/2347099
116. (poser) (5↑, 4↓)
I love how people always this that posers have something to do with "punk" or "gothic" or "hardcore". Not all posers try to be someone in that genre, some posers try to be "gangster" or "prep" or some other ordinary steriotype, to fit in with their peers so that people don't think different of them than what that person wants them to think. It's actually a shame, that posers are ahsamed of who they are, so they have to pretend to be someone else to be satisfyed.

Kids who come home from school and take their spike bracelets off, and wipe off their eyeliner, because they think it's uncomfertable.. but, when they go to school, or go to the mall with their friends, they put all that stuff back on because that's what he/she wants his/her friends to think they dress like because that's what they dress like... they are posers.

117. (poser) (1↑, 0↓)
1. persons that aren't confident in their own opinions so they copy other persons they idolize, therefore becoming a poser.

person 1: "I LOVE __________\!" person 2: "Oh my gosh\! I love that band too\! We should go to a concert together, Best Friend\!" person 1: *walks away and mumbles "Poser...you're not my best friend."*

118. (Poser) (1↑, 0↓)
One who changes their personailty, attitude, and looks based on an influence. The person can also be considered [fake]. If a sport is involved, a poser may pretend to be good at it. If a clique is involved, the poser may adapt the steriotype style of the clique. Posers are widely disliked throughout... everywhere.

Chris: Dude that fatass Mike can't seriously skate, why does he even try? Sean: Dude, because he's the biggest poser I know

119. (poser) (32↑, 31↓)
One of the most overused, meaningless, and shittiest words used in our society today. Here are the posers: 1: Someone who tries to be something they're not. Ex. A goth who pretends to be a punk or vice-versa. 2: A shitty label for a band such as Good Charlotte. People who use this word on "poser-punk" bands have no idea that they are not posers, and even if they were, who cares? Being a poser has nothing to do with music. Real posers are singers/bands that claims to be something else. 3: A puzzling question.

poser = Avril Lavigne, Hilary Duff, Bowling for Soup not a poser = Blink-182, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan I listen to and enjoy ALL of the bands I just mentioned. Even the posers.

Author: I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING http://poser.urbanup.com/1888500
120. (poser) (12↑, 11↓)
poser are people who calls themselves a certain "clique" like punk, goth, emo, etc. just to be more "cool" people who tries to be something they are not. people who are hypocrite

mary: "i'm punk and i could also be a ghetto because i listen to rap." next day, mary wore all pink and said : "never wear pink or else..." ^poser

121. (poser) (7↑, 6↓)
a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not those who "talk the talk but don't walk the walk". Somebody that is one person around some poeple and someone completely different around other people. Someone that can fit into more than one clique or subculture. A person that changes there appearance and attitude to fit in with others that aren't like them. Ussually assosiated with: [Punk] [Goth] [Emo] [Skaters] Ect.

Sara (last years homecoming queen newly dressed chucks and and a SOCO tee ): "hey guys how 'bout that Edgar Blink 182. random punk person:"eh" Sara: "yeah, like that's hot\!" random punk person: "who are you Paris Hilton...what a poser\!"

122. (POSER) (14↑, 13↓)
Someone who has no personality of their own and follows the [fad] just so they can follow everyone else and agree with the majority of the group even if they believe in something else.

Most of the people who put their pic under [gangsta]. People who joined MySpace or anything else like that just because everyone else is unless they joined before it became a "fad" or because their friends wouldn't stop buggin them to join.

123. (poser) (1↑, 0↓)
Wearing shirts from Abercrombie, pants from Hot Topic,dying your hair black, having and obsession with vampires and lacking any natural ablities.

"My brother Richard"

124. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
a person who tends to act like someone that their really not

daniel dickenson (a city kid) tries to act like a redneck so hes a poser.

125. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
Poser is the word skaters use for everything. To them everyone is a poser.

He is a poser because of the kind of board hes useing.

126. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
Other wise known as [wannabe]. Someone who either A: tries to fit in and fails miserably. B: Someone who tries to be different and fails miserably. C: Someone who does both and fails miserably. This is the typically poser. Guy: Type One (The Faux Gansta) Sags his jeans incredibly low. Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked. Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne. Cusses 7 times in one sentence Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him Makes up stories about getting high and fighting Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is Type 2 (Emo Poser): Talks about how tough life is Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow Whines Girls: Talks about "haters" constantly Gets into fights on facebook constantly Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them Has a Failed Scene Haircut Wears gobs of makeup Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.

*Non-poser Signs In On IM* EMOhottie651: I'm relly depressed. Lyke my mom wouldn't let me have the new CD, OMG, what a bitch\! NonPoser: Well for one emos would never say that they are emo and you are not depressed just having a whiny temper tantrum. GTFO.

127. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
A young, pale, male usually in teenage years who gets destroyed by people who compose better English than he does. Also, one who creeps on multiple facebook profiles and statuses.

Ryan has no clue what he's talking about but he pretends to fit in. What a poser.

128. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
Somebody who poses. Not to be confused with [poseur].

Everyone who's taken a photograph of themselves is a poser.

129. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
-Pretending to be someone or something you're not -usually in order to fit in somewhere that you're not wanted -mostly found in groups such as emo, goth, hipster, or scene -pretending to like things such as music or clothes, but knowing nothing about either.

There were many posers at the concert who didn't even know the bands that were playing or the words to their songs. They looked completely out of place.

Author: hipsterrwithoutlenses http://poser.urbanup.com/5356078
130. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
A person either boy or girl who changes they're looks and personality to fit in with another social clique. Like around one bunch of friends they will act [emo] and listen to depressing music and talk about how much their lives suck, but when they're around another bunch of friends they will act like a [ganster] listening to rap and wearing baggy pants and [bling]. Most 'posers' do not actually like the things they have to do to fit in, but they're are so set on being accepted they will do the things they are totally against. They also tend to copy other peoples styles then tell the person they copied it from that 'they made the style up'. Most people are posers because it's so damn hard to be an individual now-a-days (\!). Oh and they also tend to label themselves a lot.

Poser: liek ZOMGZ im sooo scene\!\!\!11\!1 :3 Normal: Weren't you acting all ganster yesterday? Poser: ewwzz nooo gansters are gayyy im liek totz scenie nowww \<3333 Normal: okay lets change the conversation, whats you're favourite band? Poser: MCR FTW\! theyy so HxC \<33 wats yuurs? Normal: uhm i guess Greenday? Poser: LOLOLOL POSERRR\!\!1\!\! Normal: how am i a poser? Poser: cuz they leik are soo punk and yu're all emooo\!\!

131. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
One who comes on Urban Dictionary to define 'poser' due to the fact that they are insecure about themselves. This term is throw around so much that it barely has an actual meaning, seeing as everyone needs to try to point the finger at who is a poser and who isn't. It's extremely pathetic and immature.

The majority of people on U.D. are in fact posers.

Author: Molten Cartledge http://poser.urbanup.com/5209456
132. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
could everyone please shut the fuck up calling people posers. its just obnoxious. dont criticize others for where they shop, look like, live, listen to, etc. there are some groups of people i dont like, but i wouldnt call them posers (in my opinion). smoke up and geddalong\!

person1:omfg, there sucha POSER going into hot topic, they think there punk/goth/emo/scene/other social group i cant think of person2(me):hey can you shut the fuck up? thanks :)...*proceeds to head to wawa*

Author: my first pseudonym was taken.. http://poser.urbanup.com/5154503
133. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone Who either dosent skate or sucks badly at it. and who wears skate brand cloths and talks shit about good skaters, and lies about tricks they cant do.

poser: dued i just landed a 12 stair yesterday skater: cool, let me see you do it\! Poser: umm...... i..... i have some other things to do mabey later. skater: poser.

134. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
One who attempts to make friends or become closer friends with a group of people by feigning interest in a particular area of culture (music, clothing, social activities). Generally a poser is someone who lacked friends for not fitting in with any real group, they decided to become more like everyone to make friends. Sometimes they actually do become legitimately interested in the new groups lifestyle, but oftentimes they only pretend and lead a life of lies

"John thinks he's a punk rocker, I asked him about punk rock music, and he told me all about 'Teenagers' by My Chemical Romance and 'Know Your Enemy' by Green Day. I asked him what his other favorite songs by those bands were and he told me he thought they were one-hit wonders. I guess he's a bit of a poser" Sidenote: Green Day is awesome but if you only listen to their most recent two albums, then you can't call yourself a fan... or knowledgeable about the subject.

135. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who acts just to keep up with a stereotype, and later instead of recognizing it, (Yes they're in denial) they tend to call others who aren't even close to a poser a 'Poser'. Pretty much, someone who believes they qualify for that certain label, but can't pull it off.

"Man, I'm Scene\!" "Um, no, coon tail clip-ons and a BMTH shirt is not Scene, shut the fuck up, you Poser."

136. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
a person who acts fake just to fit in. now dont get me wrong, some people will be hipocritical and asume that your a poser even though some people arent. NOTE: just because u wear black does not automaticly make u a goth poser\!\!\!\!\! so stop being the person who goes around judging people just because of there personality \>_\>. the word poser gets misused now a days. if someone comes in and wears a mcr band shirt and never herd of the band. thats a poser\! but if a real person comes in with an mcr shirt and gets callled a poser than people are just being hipcritcal bitches. X_X. dont be to quick to judge someone cause ull never know if there posing or not. BUT if u know for a FACT they are posers than go ahead :)

CONVERSATION 1: WITH A POSER poser:omg\! I HATE MY LIFE, I should just go cut my self in a dark corner of my room. person:why? poser:because my mom wont let me buy a flyleaf shirt. lol person: whats your favorite song by them? poser:umm uhhh i think umm uhh... well i like all of them lol person: 0_o ok? your such a poser go get a life poser: iam so not\!\!\! go to my myspace page. i have pictures of my cuts. so ha. theres proof CONVERSATION 2: WITH A HIPOCRITIC BITCH hipocretic bitch: hey wats up? person: nothen much. just got back from the devil wears prada concert. u? hipocretic bitch: you such a poser\!\! person: wtf? how does that make me a poser?\!?\! hipocretic bitch: it just does

Author: 55554444333322221111 http://poser.urbanup.com/4926519
137. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
1.tool 2.wannabe 3.when someone tries to copy another

all the white boys out there who think theyre hood are posers real gansta's

Author: u don know me y do u care? http://poser.urbanup.com/4856991
138. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
A person who tries to be like everyone else and epically fails. Someone who thinks that looking like a barbie doll is "cool" or caking makeup on their faces makes them look any better. A person who pretends to be someone they're not.

For example, Miley Cyrus is a poser because she pretends to be someone who doesn't even exist and then goes around kissing every co-star she gets (which makes her a slut).

Author: stfuyoufuckingbitch224 http://poser.urbanup.com/4749037
139. (Poser) (1↑, 1↓)
Synonmous with Fred Durst.

hey you know that Fred Durst douche? he's a poser and a wannabe

Author: limpbizkitsux http://poser.urbanup.com/4691388
140. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who wears clothing to look like they're something they aren't

Andrew: Holy crap dude did you see chris's new skater shoes. Logan: Yea he's a total poser.

141. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who acts like they can do something when really they just want attention. People who think that by actting like they can do something that everyone else can or cannot do they are instintly popular and/or noticed.

* Bella was being such a poser when she said she was in AV club. She's as dumb as a rock. * Leo is such a poser. He always acts like he can skateboard but really he can't even do a 360. Even I can do that.

142. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
a person who usually works in the fashion industry as a model because that's basically all they do is pose for pictures and such.

[model], [fashion], [poser], [stuff]

Author: that girl susan b http://poser.urbanup.com/4132511
143. (poser) (3↑, 3↓)
a dipshit with no life that switches from liking the jonas brothers to liking cannibal corpse in a lame attempt to gain respect from another person.

me:hey have you heard of burzum? andrea:oh yeah they're like my favorite band.. me:can you name the members? andrea:uhm aren't they like 3 brothers with long hair? me:no you fucking poser dipshit.burzum is one guy. andrea:ohh...

144. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
1. Someone who tries to be something their not (triesto be popular) 2. Ditches real friends for ones that are more popular, than proceed to make fun of old friends 3. Someone who is often used see: [tool]

Dylan became a poser when he ditched his friends to try to be cool and made fun of them. He also makes fun of his girlfriend behind her back.

Author: Pseudonym9000 http://poser.urbanup.com/4060368
145. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
A coworker or boss who chooses sides on any given issue based solely their desire to fit in.

Sanchez totally sided with the staff accountants in that meeting so they would give her a "you go girl\!" in the company cafeteria. Last week she chose to hang with Legal so she could be invited to their Happy Hour. She's a total poser\!

Author: Ancillary Gurl http://poser.urbanup.com/4013933
146. (Poser) (0↑, 0↓)
1.\\Pos"er\\: a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not.

My buddy just got a Mohawk and he is a total Poser.

147. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
a person who not only lies to others about who they truely are, but also themselves.

"carolyn is such a poser, she was wearing hollister the other day."

148. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
someone who follows whats in. so they copy everyone and gets their ass kicked.

sorry but michelle...your a poser

149. (poser) (2↑, 2↓)
Insecure high-school kids latching onto whatever cultural or subcultural stereotype they can in order to 'fit in.' This is a manifestation on an undifferentiated ego-mass striving for conformity and order in a complex and difficult social environment, such as high-school. Most of these kids will outgrow it by their mid 20s. And, will discover that 'being themselves' is the best option of all.

Middle and upper class Black kids trying to be 'gangsta.' Middle and upper class White kids trying to be 'punk.' 'Derek is such a poser. He talks all 'street' and listens to all the latest gangsta-rap from LA. When in fact, he grew up in Georgetown and his dad is an executive at IBM.'

150. (poser) (6↑, 6↓)
Most of the people you know and see. Also known as: wiggers, phonies.

See that white kid with his pant's down to his knees and the philly hat? He's a poser.

151. (poser) (2↑, 2↓)
A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look [cool]. Whether it be a [techno poser], an [emo poser], or even a [lesbian poser], each one pretends to like that in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and look at other people's shirts to prove it.

Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser? Guy1: Hey man, are you punk? Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk. Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like? Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3.... Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts. (Shirts read: Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....)

152. (Poser) (4↑, 4↓)
Poser=Piece of shiter

I met this big poser and he was pissing me off all day

153. (poser) (11↑, 11↓)
Someone who pretends to be someone they are not, they "pose".

That girl isn't a real goth, she's just a poser.

154. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
One who tries to be something who isn’t.

Cindy is such a poser, she wears black when in public, but doesn’t wear black when she’s not in public, she says she’s a goth, and she even dated a pimp.

155. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
1. A term used, liberally, by people belonging to certain subcultures to assure themselves that they fit into their little group more than others. Generally because they are insecure about themselves. 2. A term used by pretentious sods.

1. I so belong here, I am not a poser. 2. That guy is such a poser.

156. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
A derogatory word for someone a certain person does not particularly like. Used to show how much person a knows about the "scene" by insulting person "b".

Person B: Hey\! Do you like Taking Back Sunday? Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool. Person B: ... Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser. Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*

157. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
A word people use to label someone that is working on something that they don't have the balls to try because they are afraid to be rejected themselves and thus called a 'poser'.

Look at that ugly person, they are such a beautiful person poser.

158. (poser) (0↑, 0↓)
people who dye there hair black and try to be unique by doing what every1 else does.

omg\!\!\!\!i listen to good charlotte therefore i AM all that is punk.

159. (Poser) (1↑, 1↓)
Poser, Cannot Skateboard, Rip Off, Thinks he or she knows, but has no idea, Living through an image, not a lifestyle, Faker, Clueless, Do what is cool at the time, No original thought, Follower

Someone who takes another person's idea and credit's only themself. For Example: A person who shapes surfboards but does not surf. Same goes with skateboards.

Author: Bobby "Free" McGee http://poser.urbanup.com/1299038
160. (poser) (2↑, 2↓)
A word used by teenagers to describe other teenagers; usually to make themselves feel more secure about themselves. Apparently if a teen can spot a "poser", they're automatically cool.

1. "Oh my god, tell that girl to remove her Anarchy shirt. If she believed in Anarchy, she wouldn't be at school\! What a poser\!" 2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER\! You hear that, poser\!? You can't wear fairy wings\! You're not punk\!" 3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser\! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser\!" 4. "You dyed your hair black\! Poser\!" 5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."

161. (Poser) (0↑, 1↓)
A poser is someone who attempts to become something they're not, generally in the hope of being accepted by others.

Poser punk: "Anarchy in the U.K" Random guy: "What the fuck?\! Shut up, poser, we're in America\! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there\!\!"

162. (poser) (7↑, 8↓)
the dumbest fucking word ever created. often used to segregate kids who dont fit in according to their opinion. used by people who consider themselves "scene", "emo", "goth", "indie", "hipster", "skater", etc. all who use this seemingly harmless word are doomed to burn eternally in a firey inferno and/or a boiling vast of piss.

Hey look at that poser over there with the skateboard. I bet he doesn't even know how to skate." "i wasnt talking to you, i dont understand what makes him a poser, and in fact i have no idea who the hell you are... please go die.

163. (Poser) (0↑, 1↓)
The incorrect spelling for the word "Poseur". But if you must know, a poser is pos·er [pṓzər] (plural pos·ers) (n) Someone who poses for a photograph or a work of art. Look it up. Although, a 'poseur', if that is what you meant, is po·seur [pō zúr] (plural po·seurs) (n) A Pretentious Person: somebody who tries to impress others by behaving in an affected way I'm unsure why people changed the spelling of it, but it is frowned apon. You have just made an ass out of you and me.

1) someone who poses (aka poser) 2) same as poseur (informal)

Author: Nerdfighter Ninja http://poser.urbanup.com/5560717
164. (poser) (0↑, 1↓)
someone who can't think up their own shit. posers should die. aka fucking idiot.

David Vickery is a poser.

Author: bread infection http://poser.urbanup.com/4391708
165. (poser) (0↑, 1↓)
The commonly used, incorrect way to spell the word '[poseur]'. Someone who pretends to be something or someone they really are not on the inside, whether they are aware of it or not.

"Man, take a look at our old friend Furius dressing up like a jock now..." "Yeah, he's such a poser."

166. (Poser) (2↑, 3↓)
Someone who pretends to be what they aren't to get what they want. Usually, they prefer to back stab friends and then say that that person is a poser when in fact, they themselves are a poser.

Allison: You died your hair red to look like someone from a book\! Valerie: *cough* First, her hair is brown. Second, you died your hair the same color right after I did\! Allison: Like whatever poser. *snap fingers* *lots of girls who look the same pop-up* Like, we're leaving. Valerie: Good luck with that.

Author: I'm a goth. Got a problem? http://poser.urbanup.com/2922771
167. (Poser) (2↑, 3↓)
A person who tries to imitate someone else but does a really bad job and people start to disown him. Sk8ters usally hate posers.

Poser: Hey whts up Group of sk8ters: oh shit its that fucking poser lets go. Poser: Why did they leave?

168. (poser) (1↑, 2↓)
a person "backstage" at an event that is just in the way. Usually a "VIP" with a drink in one hand. Over dressed, too cool.

Some poser spilled beer on the audio cables. No posers allowed on stage.

Author: Paul Whitfield http://poser.urbanup.com/2788927
169. (poser) (2↑, 3↓)
Someone who is fronting or perpetrating on a scene they are not apart of.

You're such a poser because you don't actually skate yet you carry a skateboard.

170. (poser) (3↑, 4↓)
How to be rude to a fellow metalhead whilst showing yourself up at the same time

Shouting "fucking poser"\! to a random person in the street

Author: philippa smith http://poser.urbanup.com/2658888
171. (poser) (5↑, 6↓)
A person who calls someone a poser is a poser

if you call some one a poser you're pretty much just trying to cover up the fact that you're a poser maybe that person you're calling a poser just wants to change themselves for the better and you should just leave them alone

172. (Poser) (7↑, 8↓)
a poser is a person that trys to blend in with the rest of the people, and changes the way they act/dress to think their cool. posers are someone who goes from prep, to metal head, to punk, to raver for example. and does poser drugs to get attention. (extc)

shaunessy is a big poser. she lives in canada/manitoba/winnipeg, and went from a prepy lil batch to a wanna be metal head, to a faggy bummy punker fag and a faggy raver that wears gay lil glow in the dark braclets.

173. (poser) (4↑, 5↓)
a wrong way of spelling [poseur] if anyone you know spells it like this, they are the real poseur

[MSN conversation] friend one- man that bob is such a poser Friend two- wtf its poseur nub *friend 2 e-slaps friend 1*

174. (poser) (10↑, 11↓)
a poser is a wannabe. basically a loser who tries to fit in by copying people they feel are COOL.

people who know a poser, should probably feel flattered. posers generally copy their friends, people who are unique get extremely P**sed at this :) eg Lauren: omg check out my myspace... its SOOO original Elly: uhuh yea its so great you used your initiative, im so glad you copied and pasted my website into your blog :)

175. (poser) (7↑, 8↓)
A poser is someone who goes out of their way to dress or act a certain way, e.g. punk, in order to attract members of the opposite sex or new friends who are into that scene.

she bought that in claires accesories but says she bought it in asha\! what a poser\!

176. (poser) (5↑, 6↓)
1.Mainly everyone in the world due to aquiring infomation from their environment and outputing them depending on which they admire. 2.Someone that does'nt have a mind of their own and tends to follow the crowd;Someone that always listen to what other people tell them.

1.People that tend to judge whether or not someone is a poser are actually posers themselves by being those type of people who judge. 2.A person who went thru several labels without being constant(goth, thug, punk, anti-social, etc.)

177. (poser) (5↑, 6↓)
A dumbass word used by dumbass people who think you have to skateboard or do drugs to wear anything that says hurley or quiksilver.

skateboarders constantly drive the last remaining decent human beings over the edge by calling them posers.

178. (poser) (5↑, 6↓)
A person who pretends to like something they do not (a certain type of music, fashion style, etc), usually in order to fit in with a certain group of people.

Pop_Princess394: I LOVE HARD CORE MUSIC\!\!\! Am I cool now? True_Fan: Hmmm...something tells me you're a poser.

Author: YourCerealKiller http://poser.urbanup.com/1592406
179. (poser) (0↑, 1↓)
some cell phone company

poser mobile says you outta prepaid minets

180. (Poser) (3↑, 4↓)
A person who pretends to be a person they aren't. Examples: A white guy trying to be "gangsta" A preppy girl who tries to be a punk

Oh My God\! That Girl is such a poser by singing a Avril Lavigne Song\!

181. (poser) (0↑, 2↓)
Most people you will meet in life; People who do things because it will improve their social standing, not because they actually enjoy/care about what they are doing are considered posers. Should be seen as a subculture, albeit a parasitic one that hijacks any other given subculture, waters it down, makes it "trendy" and causes people who still try to stick with the given subculture to look like a walking cliche. A good analogy is when a corporation donates to a large charity, then puts up commercials about it, proving (9/10 times) that they donated to appeal to the masses, not because they want to make the world a better place. Also, for racial minorities, an equivalent of poser would be a "ghetto rat," a "gangster," or any other stereotype. tl;dr: Poser is a term used to describe those who cause culture and subculture to become shit.

The way 'hipster' has become because of posers, compared to the way it was before most people even knew about it. The way 'emo' (or Post Punk) has become, largely because of posers that were previously identified as 'scenesters.' The way 'Goth' and 'Punk' have become, due to kids seeing Marilyn Manson and thinking that dressing a certain way would help them rebel against society.

182. (Poser) (0↑, 2↓)
A common misspelling of the word "Poseur", used to define someone who pretends to be something he/she is not. This type of person generally prescribes to a particular social group, in order to be trendy or popular; but does not really believe or practice anything that particular group does.

"Hey guys. I just wanted to let you know, I've become emo over the past couple of weeks." "Really? What bands are you listening to nowadays?" "Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers." "Screw you Poser." "Screw you asshole. It's spelled Poseur."

183. (poser) (0↑, 2↓)
a person whot hinks that they can fit in. they do what everyone else does and wears what they do.

an example of the word poser would be a preppy bitch. one day she is preppy. the next day she is wearing all black with dark eyeliner and acts emo.

Author: urbanisbeastman http://poser.urbanup.com/3523345
184. (Poser) (2↑, 4↓)
Someone who shops at Hot Topic.

"DUDE lets go to Hot Topic" "Yeah we can look so stupid and like posers" "Alright, sweet i have always wanted to look like a shitbag\!"

185. (poser) (0↑, 2↓)
someone so needy for attention they act like a fag to get it. People who think that going to Hot Topic and dying their hair black and listening to Linkin Park makes them cool. They deny the whole indie/goth culture by a)supporting Hot Topic, a multimillion dollar corporation that only wants MONEH\! b) doing what EVERYONE with more than a thousand friends on MySpace has done. c) supporting Linkin Park who have a contract with a huge record label that doesn't care about music, just money.

What a fuckin' poser\! He bought that Good Charlotte shirt at Hot Topic. People who will deny themselves and take personalities that are mass-produced by corporate America. People who like the Ramones more than X or Minutemen because they had more chart success.

Author: hottopicisforfaggyposers http://poser.urbanup.com/3276738
186. (poser) (3↑, 5↓)
A person who doesn't use their origional ideas to be who they want to be. They follow the crowd and try to fit in with what a certain group is doing. Since there are no more origional ideas left, and everything is based off of something, we are all posers. As soon as you can have the epiphiny that you are ALSO a poser, you can then have the epiphiny that you are NOT a poser. If you can't accept the fact that to a certain degree you are a poser, you can never leave poserdom.

"He's such a poser. He's trying to look just like that one punk singer from the 70's. He even admits to it." \{caution: embracing your poserdom is a hard task. In the long run, you will be thankful though. Not caring when other people call you a poser is how you get out of the poser loop.\}

Author: Stepha_Muffin http://poser.urbanup.com/2977351
187. (poser) (2↑, 4↓)
someone who trys to act a particular way to be popular, feel good, etc, but ends up looking ignorant

You are obviously a poser.

Author: The Return of Light Joker http://poser.urbanup.com/2684905
188. (poser) (3↑, 5↓)
1. a hard question 2. the way idiots spell poseur

man, number 47 is a poser *rubs chin* you: the slut is such an emo goth punk poser me: it's spelled 'poseur', you poseur you: wateva

Author: pedro''s vagina http://poser.urbanup.com/2646287
189. (Poser) (4↑, 6↓)
Someone who tries to fit in with something that they are not. In example, a Slipknot fan.

Person 1: "OMG\! Duality is like the greatest Slipknot song ever\!\!" Person 2: "Oh really? Have you even heard OTHER great Slipknot songs like The Heretic Anthem, Vermillion, Eyeless, Surfacing, or even Wait And Bleed for that matter? Person 1: "Wait...there's more than 1 Slipknot song?" Person 2: "You are such a poser."

190. (Poser) (5↑, 7↓)
Noun, Adjective 1. Somebody or something that poses as, imitates someone or something. 2. A widly used (mispelling of an?) insult by immature people, usually to critisize people they don't know, hypocritcally, for acting and/or dressing a certain way "to be cool." See [Posuer].

1. If a person were to pose for a/an artist/artists, a photographer, et cetera, they would be considered a poser. 2. Boy or girl: "He/She's such a poser."

191. (poser) (4↑, 6↓)
Someone (usually girls) who pretends to be someone they're not usually to fit in with a crowd

person in pink hanging out with goths is a poser

192. (poser) (5↑, 7↓)
Poser is anyone who dresses and acts like someone they saw or heard and liked. This definition includes almost everyone. Posers tend to associate with other posers they feel afinity with, and diss anyone else that doesn't fit their pose\! Almost everyone in highschool is a poser. Almost everyone in highschool is a follower, and that makes him/her a poser. A poser is anyone who, although dressing and acting as their posing buddies, still dresses properly for Thanksgiving or Christmas. A poser is someone who, by the age of 21 or 22 (some later), forgets all the shit that they used to say and believe in, but never questioned. Posers are well brought-up middle class kids, with enough money to spend on whatever they want. Posers have space for rent...in their heads. You can dress all you like, hear all you want, but USE YOUR FUCKING BRAINS\!\!\!

Whatever the hell you probably though off in a moment of clarity... looking at you and some other poser

193. (Poser) (6↑, 8↓)
A term to describe someone who is seen as a fake/phony. However, this is a term used mostly by ignorant scum bags who have a great deal of growing up to do. It's one of those words that most civilized people do away with after middle school.

Duncan Disorderly: Dude, that kid's such a poser, I had that look first. (his friend walks in dressed just like him) DUDE I'm loving the look\! (they proceed to high five each other and let out a Louis from "Revenge of the Nerds" style laugh)

Author: I_Shot_The_Sheriff http://poser.urbanup.com/1978800
194. (poser) (5↑, 7↓)
n. Someone who claims/pretends to be something they're not because, it's the "cool" thing to be. They act like they like certain things, and in reality they don't. They try to fit in and conform to the public's opinions. They don't have an original mind, and try to think like everyone else. See also: [poseur], [sheep], [wannabe]

"Those kids who like Avril Lavgine sure are posers." Someone who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk.

195. (poser) (3↑, 5↓)
the word used to describe any boy/girl who looks punk/emo. usually wearing studded belt, converse, jeans, band t shirt, and dyed black hair. this word is mostly used BY the true punks and emos. the REAL ones wear studded belts, coverse, jeans, band t-shirts, and dyed black hair.

true punk \#1: ohh look, here comes lulu, what a poser with her wannabe punk colored hair and written on converse\! ( strokes his own mohawk) true emo \#1: yea, and her billy talent band shirt..shes probably never heard more than one of there songs\! (looks down at his alexisonfire hoody)

196. (poser) (4↑, 6↓)
1. one who trys to be someone but really isn't. (like a goth, emo, punk, skater, etc.)

Cindy is such a poser, she may dress in black while in school, but she wears different colors when she's out of school, She hates people classifying others but she classifies other people as posers, and she even dated a pimp.

197. (poser) (5↑, 7↓)
Any person, or persons, who try and be something there not usually they are terrible at being it. Also known as a wannabe.

Billy is such a poser

Author: cerealkiller182 http://poser.urbanup.com/1501061
198. (poser) (10↑, 12↓)
a poser is someone who copies who they think are the cool people's everymove and then go and spend money on crap they can't do or will more then likely ever do. things like skateboarding or learning to play the guitar or drums or something just cause all the people around them do it.

1. joe- hey i just got the most awesomest skateboard ever\! bob- how muck did it cost? joe- like $200 bob-that's a lot...can you do any tricks on it? joe-um... yea but i can't do them now. bob- why not? joe- um..... bob- damn poser get a life

Author: \poserdemon eyes\poser http://poser.urbanup.com/1480508
199. (poser) (5↑, 7↓)
Someone who tries to be something...

Example doesn't use the word poser.Use the word in a sentence.Yes,like that.

200. (poser) (13↑, 15↓)
One who poses, not to be confused with poseur

I am a poser for a nice magazine.

201. (Poser) (7↑, 9↓)
A person who pretends they are something that they aren't\!

a girl i know named jessica

202. (poser) (0↑, 3↓)
pretty much everyone thinks everyone else besides their friends is one. somone thats not up to their standards or does not dress like them. some think it means trying to be something they are not . thats just bullshit. in other words they copy u.

Sara- omfg\! she got my pants ,what a poser\! Kelly- thats so gay\! shes a fake .

203. (poser) (1↑, 4↓)
A poser is someone who tries hard to fit into a group which they do not belong to. This is usually to receive a certain type of reputation among others.People also preach they like certain types of music to fit into certain groups yet have no idea what the bands music is about.

Girl:(singing teenagers by My Chemical Romance)I just love My Chemical Romance\! MCR Fan: Who is your favrioute mem of MCR Girl:Whats MCR? MCR Fan: My Chemical Romance??You where just singing there songs? Girl: Oh Teenagers MCR fan: I love I never told you what i do for a living\! Girl: Whos that song by? MCR fan:(falls over poser\!\!\!)

204. (poser) (2↑, 5↓)
someone who says they like or hate something, but they don't show it in a way of whether they like it or not

Casey is such a poser. He said that Finger Eleven are awful, yet he was dancing when their song "Paralyzer" was playing on the radio last Tuesday while Christine, Melissa, and I were making Halloween decorations for our Halloween party. And he had the nerve to call me a poser. At least I don't dance to music I don't like.

Author: Karen Stickney http://poser.urbanup.com/2670258
205. (Poser) (3↑, 6↓)
Those people that buy skater shoes if they've never even tried to skate before, the ones who don't even know what band is on their T-shirts when they buy them from Hot Topic, the ones who dress all black everyday and act all sad/depressed even when they have what some people would call a perfect life... Basically, people who try to fit in with one certain label because they want attention.

Emo Poser: Ughh, I hate my life. Everything is so depressing and no one wants me.. Random Kid: You live in a mansion, you are friends with pretty much this whole school, and your family is awesome. Emo Poser: Uhmm. NO ONE GETS ME\! -runs away-

Author: Random kid, kthanks. http://poser.urbanup.com/2621644
206. (poser) (6↑, 9↓)
the death of many bands. a band that's actually good (such as [afi]) puts out a hit or two, and suddenly a swarm of posers congregate around their name and piss hardcore fans off

punk wannabe poser-prep: LIKE OMG I SOOO LOVE AFI\! that song miss murber is like sooo cool\! true afi fan: -_- have you heard any of their albums besides decemberunderground? like black sails in the sunset perhaps? punk wannabe poser-prep: they have other albums? *brain overload* AAAAAAH\! *BOOM\!* true afi fan: rot in hell

Author: That Weird Kid Next Door http://poser.urbanup.com/2401057
207. (poser) (3↑, 6↓)
A person who has a great look, but has no political ethic to back it up. A faux-revolutionary.

A "Poser" would include kids who wear punk rock tshirts and have piercings/tattoos but have no concept of politics and why the original punks chose to dress that way. They get the benefit of looking "cool" without earning their stripes through real revolution.

Author: Dastardly Danny http://poser.urbanup.com/2281994
208. (poser) (1↑, 4↓)
Someone who attempts to join a social group or [clique] for reasons of popularity or recognition rather than because they believe in what the group represents.

Why is he even here? He can't even ollie\! He's such a poser. Ashley Simpson

209. (poser) (5↑, 8↓)
ok these definitions are allrigh but miss a few key point. a poser is a person who trys to conform to a social group to either look cool, get atention, or because they are uncofident. a poser isnt really what they are trying to be a poser dosnt have to be conformed to any group such as preps. the best way to spot a poser- a poser will allways anounce their group through acts, clothing and speech

i have a poser friend and this is how it goes. me- wats up? him- nottin yall me- why do u talk like dat? him- cause ima redneck. (he wears the stupid confederat (sp) flag n trys to act racist. he wears alot of flannel and a hat that says eith "Git Er Done" or "REBEL REBEL REDNECK" FUCK POSERS roll on their bitch asses

210. (poser) (4↑, 7↓)
A person who tries being someone they aren't for social acceptance, and is always rejected by the cool kids.

1. Irma tried being like his friends Ryan R and Josh, who dressed and talked black, because they were. Irma began hanging out with them and copying their style right down to their socks, although he felt awkward and looked like an idiot. When he finally realized this, three years later, he tried being preppy like his friends Jim and Ryan W, but couldn't fit in with them either because he wasn't a prep. 2. Irma began watching MTV and BET and was influenced right away. He lived in a rich, crime-free, white collar neighborhood, but tried acting as though he were from the ghettoes of southwest Detroit. He wore baggy Girbaud jeans, a wave cap, and white tees down to his knees, although he looked retarded. Irma: You are Asian. Black kids don't try to be Asian so why do you try to be black? You are a geek, face it. Popular kids don't try being geeks so why try being a popular kid? Just be your ownself, you poser

211. (poser) (6↑, 9↓)
Posers are extremely insecure people, usually teenagers and maybe a bit younger (11 or 12). Posers are extremely annoying, and pretend constantly, always putting on an act and pretending to be something they are not. In my opinion, a poser is like a tryhard, but is more concerned with being part of a scene (emo, goth, punk). One of the most annoying things a poser does is pretend to be into a band. I had an msn conversation with a poser once. it was like this: POSER: i like Jimmy Eat World ME: yeah theyre great... whats your favourite song? POSER: oh i cant really remember any songs off their album ME: you dont even know Jimmy Eat world you're a poser that my friends, is a poser.

POSER: omfg my life sucks \</33 ME: why? POSER: just cause ME: why??? POSER: i dont wanna talk about it ME: you fucking poser emo

212. (poser) (3↑, 6↓)
Someone who doesn't fit perfectly into a stereotype, and therefore is called a poser. Someone doesn't have to be "posing" to be a poser; they don't have to claim to be a certain stereotype. If you try to be yourself, you will be labeled a poser.

She listens to Panic\! At the Disco and she shops at Abercrombie. What a poser\!

213. (poser) (8↑, 11↓)
commonly used in the skate world someone who cant be kool so they just follow what the kool people do and hope it works for them IN SKATEN THERE IS A BIIIIGGGG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEGINNERS AND POSERS... im just to lazy to explain it i tend to call them faggots

someone who buys a skateboard... and couldnt ride it if they tried just carry it around to look kool poser goth who wheres all black all the time and thinks they have to hate everything anyone who calls themselves SCENE... basicly poser emos

Author: my first job... was a blowjob http://poser.urbanup.com/1978677
214. (poser) (2↑, 5↓)
[trendys] who wear glittery tshirts saying 'the ramones' 'ac/dc' and 'the rolling stones' with their designer clothings, who the think they are cool even they its obvious they havent heard a single song by that bad.

she thinks so cool wearing a 'iron maiden' shirt with her D&G sunglasses, tis blates she listens to RnB, what a poser.

Author: [|oH|nO|mISS|tRADEGY|] http://poser.urbanup.com/1921489
215. (poser) (5↑, 8↓)
they wear mini skirts and g-unit clothing because they live in great neck(which is in ny) and they have to in order to fit into where they live but because they heard 3 singles by fall out boy they swear up and down that their punks can you name any other song that isn't a single? NO DIDNT THINK SO...and then they pretend to b ghetto..but they get rejected there as well...and when nothing else works..they become "emo" emphasis on the " ".......just shut ur mouth and b who u are...and if u dont know and u follow a crowd..2 bad 4 u sucker

omg jenny...have u heard that song "dance dance" that song is like sooo effing amazing....if i walk into school singing that near the punks they'll TOTALLY except me *next day after she attempts this the punks talk together* who the fuck is she? my god..shes such a poser... omg jenny being punk didn't work..so let me try being gangster..i'll wear baby phat and g-unit clothing\!\! they'll TOTALLY except me *next day after she attempts this the gangstas talk together* who the fuck is she? shes such a poser.. omg jenny being gangster didnt work either\!\!\!\! i guess ill have to be emo now and make up problems so that mayb SOMEBODY WILL LIKE ME. *she attempts this again(notice a pattern?) and well...* omg..shes a poser..she doesnt have any real problems she has tons of money..that bitch..

216. (poser) (10↑, 13↓)
Anybody who rides a Harley.

Bob is such a poser in his ass-less chaps and do-rag. Bob thinks he is a badass, but he is really a poser.

Author: Harley Ego Crusher http://poser.urbanup.com/1726896
217. (poser) (5↑, 8↓)
Hmm. . .could be a tricky one. For the most part, posers are considered to be people who try to fit in with a certain subculture. The most common ones (subcultures) are [goths], [punks], [skaters], [emo] etc. There is also other problems posers present: 1) People who are not trying to be a goth/skater/punk/emo etc. may run the risk of being verbally/physically assaulted by the said stereotype, because they believe that the person is a 'poser', and must therefore be eliminated. 2) It becomes difficult to tell the posers and the 'real thing' apart. 3) How do you define a poser? Someone who likes to wear black clothes and listen to more mainstream music than [*and everyone shall die drowning in my river of tears slit blood autumn death hearbreak*]? Is anyone who likes to skate but is not crazy about it a poser?

1) I was in town today, and a crowd of 'non poser goths' started yelling that I was a poser, simply because I was wearing a black top. They did not take into account the fact that i had a bag which clearly displayed the words 'I Love Kelly Clarkson and Shayne Wark 4 Eva' in btight pink. 2) I saw two skaters today, and my friend told me one of them was a poser. I could not figure out which one it was, until the one on the left came up to me and said 'Yeah? You startin'? You ****ing chav, you ****ing poser'. I could soon make up my mind. 3) I decided to listen to a band that more than 5 people have heard of, and my goth older brother called me a poser and threw me down the stairs.

218. (poser) (1↑, 4↓)
what you are if you have a friend that decided they wood be an individualist and become punk like the 5 billion other punks in the world before you. you are the poser until one of your friends then decides they will be punk too and then you can call them a poser...

chris is such a poser hes just tryin to be punk because we have been for the last 10 days...

219. (Poser) (9↑, 12↓)
ok somone who trys to be somone there no just so they can look kool or fit in with a cretain group....awww and can people please stop saying punks are posers cuz its not true ok some may be but stop sterotyping all punks as posers PLEASE its so not true and people who are white n pretend to be black its so annoying you are what you are we are all equal no matter wat colour we are dont get me wrong it just annoys me wen people do that, pretend to b sumthin there not

poser - they really love pop but pretennd to love rap to fit in

Author: who cares who i am http://poser.urbanup.com/1568074
220. (poser) (5↑, 8↓)
a person (im not aloud 2 name names but hey,here we go,yeah rachel stanley,matthew plant,jack beckwith,emma whats her last name,sonia latif,naan bread,millie hawkins)who has no personal style or identity.e.g avril lavigne,lindsay lohan,good charlotte,mcfly.

"you fucking poser"implies the subject is a poser "im a punk/goth/emo"bollocks.if you know you are then you dont say it,thats just desperate man. "move your fat,poser ass"please move you huge vile creature wiith no identity.your making me vomit. "my walls eill eat you"they WILL.

Author: i love pointed http://poser.urbanup.com/1564257
221. (poser) (4↑, 7↓)
A person who says that they love a certain style of music or clothing, (etc.) but really doesn't, and is trying to fit in.

Emily: Oh my God that girl is a poser\! She doesn't like Green Day\! I am the biggest Green Day fan\!\!\! Angela: Emily there are a ton of people who love Green Day much more than you. You are not their \#1 fan. Emily: Well I consider myself their \#1 fan. Angela: You only have one CD, there is a ton of Green Day CDs. If you only have one CD of a band because you think it will make you cool, you are identified as a poser.

Author: Hawthorne Heights lover http://poser.urbanup.com/1503114
222. (poser) (2↑, 5↓)
Anyone who tries to be like someone else just so they can fit in, don't even know what the hell they are doing, or just being dumbasses who can't tell the difference between pop and punk, black and white, or even frickin metal and r&b.

Punks can kick someones ass Posers just get their asses kicked Posers act like they can kick ass

Author: avril-hater4life http://poser.urbanup.com/1440095
223. (poser) (0↑, 3↓)
A person who tries to be something they are not, can be in any genre. some one who clings to a trend. A "wannabe", hated by all the people who are actually the genre the poser is trying to be.

Avril Lavigne, any who support her. 1. Dude, look at that skater wearing etnies 2. What a poser\!

Author: Mary Margaret http://poser.urbanup.com/1334021
224. (poser) (1↑, 4↓)
Avril is the best in the world. she can play guitar and she can sing

complicated sk8ter boy

Author: alexander _alex http://poser.urbanup.com/1318896
225. (poser) (4↑, 7↓)
A poser is someone who calls them self a punk and say just because they listen to the music tattoes and earings etc. they are punk but the real punk is on the inside....or it could be ghetto,wigger,prepp( a lot of those abercrombie biotches) most of these defintions people r writing well they are poser who suck there mom's dick\!

instant messanger this guy who is worse than a prepp and acts like he is ghetto and watches and gets music info from trl(mtv) im him \@ VOLDUDESTU

226. (Poser) (9↑, 12↓)
A person who pretends to be something they aren't

Jessica B\!\!\! Not Jessica W\!\!\! GoD sHe Is So PiSsEd OfF aT mE\!\!\!\!\!\!

227. (poser) (7↑, 11↓)
1. Someone who tries to fit in with a crowd by following all of its trends but isn't cool at all. 2. A complete douchebag. 3. Avril Lavigne. 4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.

Dude, that kid Cole is such a poser, he always brings his skateboard to school and can't even do a fucking ollie.

228. (poser) (2↑, 6↓)
a person who acts like something their not,

lil poser kyle g. one day all of a sudden puts on black makeup and pulls his hair over his face, wheres black, thinks he is emo when hes just a moterfucking poser

229. (poser) (7↑, 11↓)
A person resembling a current fad enough to be often confused with other people assimulated into the fad. A prime example of any poser would someone that would easily fit under a lable. The [emo] labled poser are the current fad usually wearing black, black makeup, secound hand clothing when new clothing is attainable, dyed black hair, glasses when glasses are not needed and a [loner] attitude.

A Punk poser would be someone with radical hair, many peircings, rowdy attitude, studded accesories, doc marten boots, heavily customized jacket following certain punk guidlines and the udderance of the sound/word/cry "oi\!" A Goth poser would be some one who wears entire black, heavy makeup, lots of peircings, anti social attitude, radical daily life and a fetish for metal and bondage. A Gangster poser aka wigger/wankster/wanker/etc.. would be some one who wears increddibly baggy clothing, lots of [bling], bandanas may be worn out of the back pocket, on the head or under an unalterd baseball cap with the tags left on, slang is also heavily used in this poser culture.

Author: Michael Organ http://poser.urbanup.com/1851469
230. (poser) (12↑, 16↓)
An insecure child who tries very hard to be something besides being themselves. Nowadays, most kids are posing as punks/goths/emos/skaters by dressing like them, acting like them, and sharing the same interests as them. Since so many kids are doing this, its very difficult to tell the difference between a real goth and a poser goth. Here's a more specific definition: Posers can be quite vicious. They pick on many people, most of who haven't done anything to them. VICTIM \#1: Real punks/goths/emos/skaters. Posers usually call them posers because they want a self-esteem boost. They want to be more goth than the goths, or more punk than the punks are. But lemme tell you posers out there, if you posing as a punk( Im going to use punk as an example because there are more punk posers than other posers) and the only reason you think you are is because you buy all of your apparel at Hot Topic and think Good Charlotte is cool only because you think Benji Madden looks hot in liberty spikes, you have no right to call someone who is a real punk, someone who is really anti-establishment and is all about the music, a poser. VICTIM \#2: Anyone else who is not trying to be punk/goth/emo/skater and is interested in the same things as they are. For example, if a poser who thinks he/she is a goth because they wear no other color but black sees someone wearing black capris, they call them a poser because apparently to them, goths are the only people that are ever allowed to wear black. So what if they like black too\! Goths aren't the only ones who are allowed to wear black. So basically, a poser is someone who claims they are punk/emo/goth/skater and go around calling other people with the same interests as them posers because they claim they're "stealing their interests" and also to make themselves seem more punk/emo/goth/skater. I hope my furious rant plainly explained to you what a true poser is.

One poser called me a poser just because I like checkers and the color red. That is a load of bullshit.

Author: \poserL\!zZ\!3\poser http://poser.urbanup.com/1668570
231. (poser) (8↑, 12↓)
A person who is trying too hard to be punk... but isn't and loves rap and Fallout Boy... and Yellowcard and Gay emo... usually a girl or a slasher(emo)... They wear excessive clothing from Hot Topic on one day and American Eagle, Ambercrombie, ect. on the next.

Poser: Man, Fallout Boy is so Hard-core\! Punk: Your gay... Poser: And so is Yellowcard and... Punk: STFU\! Poser: Why does everyone hate me\! Wahhhhhhhhh\! Punk: PWNED SUCKA\! Go cut yourself\! Poser: Too late\!

Author: Not Punk but a Skanker\! http://poser.urbanup.com/1659368
232. (POSER) (0↑, 4↓)
see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.

the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever\!

Author: EAT MY ASS BITCH http://poser.urbanup.com/1568048
233. (poser) (13↑, 17↓)
Someone who follows trends in music and fashion.

poser: OMG this new band Motley Crue are so cool they give me a boner\! - dude:hahaha,you fucking faggot,those aren't chicks,they're men\!\!\!\! - dudes:oh shit what a fucking posery faggot poser that guy is - dude: yeah man,like i-urn-may-dun,d00d\!

Author: it's not POSEUR you French http://poser.urbanup.com/1501368
234. (poser) (1↑, 5↓)
A person who is not as cool as they dress. Probably a person who was once carefree and happy then started to wear dark clothes and wear "skater clothes" in order to fit in. They also DO care what people think about them unlike what people may say.

Girl 1: UG look at that cute emo boy over their i wish i was freinds with him Girl 2: OK me too\! lets go to the mall and get tons of black clothes\! then theyll accept us\!\!\!\! Girl 1: YEAH they wont expect that were posers\!\!\!\!\!\! mwahaha

235. (Poser) (3↑, 7↓)
A person who tries to do somethin, but sucks horrably at it and thinks they are good. Take a skateboarder for instence. If they totally suck and think they are good, you have the right to declare them a poser. They think they are all that and a bag of chips.

"o man i can do a varial kickfip facky." "Do it\!\!" "No, i dont wanna, i dont wanna brag." "POSER\!\!\!\!"

Author: Jester-ThaWickid http://poser.urbanup.com/1458098
236. (poser) (2↑, 7↓)
A poser is someone who pretends to be someone, or someone who poses like someone.

People like: Bo Vulders, europeans, especially dutch people are posers

237. (poser) (6↑, 11↓)
Someone acting like something they're not. Like someone trying to speak ghetto, when they're asian or something.

AznBoi: BLACK POWER MOTHA FUCKA\! Marshal: You're dumb. AznBoi: nigguh please. Marshal: LOL What the fuck?? HAHAHA you think you're black or something? Look in the mirror, you're not black, you're not an anime character. You're fuckin asian, stop trying to be black. Marshal: I'll be expecting a dumb response so go ahead, come at me. I want to see if theres a limit to your retarded mind. AznBoi: *sigh* fine.. i'll stop being a poser.

238. (poser) (4↑, 9↓)
lets think, a poser?, wannabe, is the best way to describe this kind of person. they try to fit in but cant, they stand out in a bad way, they dont belong to those they're with, they dress to match but forget the simpilst thing, they just dont match.

Jimmy went to town with all his punk friends, he wore a black t-shirt and cheap baggy jeans, the make up on his face was done by his sister, his nike trainers stood out against his dark jeans, he tries but knows that he will never be like his friends, who only put up with him out of pity, he is such a poser.

239. (Poser) (6↑, 11↓)
One who listens to other peoples music and trys to think they know about the band.

Justin(poser) saw Travis listening to Iced earth so he talks to Travis and thinks he knows about them. usualy associated with wagz.

240. (Poser) (3↑, 8↓)
Wannabe; Loser; Fagtard; Faggott; ass holio; really big gay popular wanna be

That girl over theree is such a poser... pfft

241. (poser) (2↑, 7↓)
IS- A baffling question NOT- A person who pretends to be someone he or she is not

Girl-Where are my underpants? Boy-That's a poser. Um... I think we left them in the library? Look up poseur, and use the right word, idiots\!

242. (poser) (6↑, 11↓)
see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.

the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever\!

Author: forsakenspirit22\@aol.com http://poser.urbanup.com/1564280
243. (poser) (3↑, 8↓)
a person who copy the popular people...you know..those people who are soo freaking annoying that you just want to send them to Iraq...

lauren is a poser.. lauren::"like omg...thats soo funny..HAHAHHA"" us:: "uhhh were we talking to you?? i dont think soo" lauren:: ".....(silent)(makes weird face)(weirder than usual)...HAHAHAHAHAH..you guys are so funny\!\!"

244. (poser) (5↑, 10↓)
Everyone is a poser. Even if you think you arent a poser, you acually are a poser. The only way to not be a poser is to go around and call everyone else but yourself a poser and make them kill themselves. Then your are [scene]

Omg, I am so scene, Johnny killed himself last week cause I said he was a poser.

245. (poser) (8↑, 13↓)
someone who doesn't know that it's actually spelled poseur

skateboarders, mall-whores

246. (poser) (0↑, 5↓)
One who tries, usually failing miserably, to fit into a group. (Usually trying to be a [punk])

One Poser: Oh my god\! Ashlee Simpson lip-synchs\! Other Poser: I know\! She doesn't rawk. She isn't punk like us\! One Poser: Tell me about it\! Let's go listen to [Avril Lavigne] cd's\! Other Poser: okay\!

247. (POSER) (15↑, 20↓)
\{posers are people who call themselves punk are not punk...they are poser\!\!\!\!

1:somone who calls themselves punk is a poser. 2:people who listen to Avril are posers. ex) I am so punk. Avril is a punk too\! I want to be just like her\!\!\!

248. (poser) (5↑, 10↓)
The name poseurs use to make themselves look cool. Too bad they can't spell for shit.

"LyKe OmG U r SuCh A PoSeR"-Poser "Umm? Yeah... Sure...Faggot"-Innocent Nobody.

Author: meandyourmomplottingyourdemise http://poser.urbanup.com/1081330
249. (poser) (15↑, 20↓)
noun - one who acts like something he/she is not. usually deals with music. people who think they are punk but are just dumb. avril lavigne.

Billy- Wow Johnny, you sure are punk'd out today with your liberty spikes and leather jacket\! Johnny- Yea I just found a new punk band that you'll never know about. Billy- O? and what band might that be? Johnny- New Found Glory Billy- Stop being a Poser Johnny.

250. (poser) (7↑, 12↓)
Andre, Fix and his other game names

no example, hes already a gay fagr0t

251. (poser) (8↑, 13↓)
someone who hops on the band wagon not knowing shit

someone who dresses skater and cant skate\!\!\! and as for hardcore and rap if you like both and know about both just as much... then i dont see the problem.

252. (poser) (3↑, 9↓)
A Poser is a total showoff\! The difference between a person with talent and a poser is that the poser is just trying hard to appear talented for personal status gain and to further boost his/her ego (which is already so overinflated that they unknowingly make fools of themselves with their over exaggerated shows) whereas the person with talent is just doing their stuff... performing (in the purest sense of the word). And would perform well with or without a crowd but the poser only performs when there is a crowd. So I totally agree with most definitions here up to a point... that being that, 1. yes, posers are trying to show off but 2. no, they are not trying to imitate some culture punk goth or otherwise but instead would just do anything to attract attention to the point of making a total fool out of themselves, unlike someone who just dresses punk, goth, rad or whatever (even if they aren't) but just felt like dressing that way to express themselves a little differently.

At the drumming contest that first guy really knew his stuff and played so well yet didn't make a big deal about it, but that second guy only barely passed as drummer yet he thought he was brilliant and didn't even realize he was making such a fool of himself... what a poser\!

253. (poser) (2↑, 8↓)
a poser is someone that will try and be wot there not and therefore when ur a mosher and there tryin to be one by sayin i mosh everyday even though u see them go to the shop with there mum every day and must be in at 7 o clock and i f"£%ing hate them one poser told me that cradle of filth is goth hahah even though bauhaus and the cure etc is goth thanx for reading my definition bye bye

poser goth:lets go listen to cradle of filth and drink blood man goth: (walks away)

254. (poser) (3↑, 9↓)
a try-hard person who tries to be someone they're not. Posers are people who try to be accepted in a certain subculture by trying to act like one who is...and plainly just want to be stereotyped.

Poser=An 11 year old tries to be punk and very recently stopped listening to Avril Lavigne after gaining knowledge that she was dubbed as "not punk" from urbandictionary.com (not necessarily reffering to people who want to be punk)

255. (Poser) (4↑, 10↓)
a poser is a person who likes to poser as a penis fucker with no momma and a small asian like dick with no friends even though he thinks he's black and his name is Ami wolf

1. Hey my name's Ami niggaz I'm ghetto ya'll lets go get hyphy and stupid G Dizzle Gangsta Homie Dawg Nig. 2. i is pimped out like you neva be 3. i WAnt to be like jesse, 4. i want to use all my money so i can COLOR MY SKIN BLACK and then get some coke and smoke it 5. "My penis is the size of an asian's" -Ami Wolf POSER is ugly

256. (poser) (4↑, 10↓)
A man who poses like a little bitch. - please see [hair metal]

Boy them hair metal dudes sure look like chicks and have the pouty lips and teased hair and everything.But they're dudes.They need to stop trying to be something that they're not (chicks). - oh and, Example doesn't use the word poser. Use the word in a sentence.

Author: You've killed my boner. http://poser.urbanup.com/1475551
257. (poser) (8↑, 14↓)
some one who tries to be something they are not

and a girl can like both hardcore punk n rap so get over yourself

258. (poser) (10↑, 16↓)
a person who talks about crap they think they know about even though they dont know shiiiiit
259. (poser) (14↑, 21↓)
I have a good definiton for poser. My cousin. She is very cool, but is a pretty big poser. SHe recently started liking rock. Her favorite bands are Green Day, Panic\! at the Disco, AFI, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance...and thats pretty much it. I asked her if she knew "Death Cab for Cutie" "Blink 182" and even the old songs of Green Day...and she had NO IDEA. SHe painted her nails black, borrows her sisters black shirts(which says 'baby phat' on them, but as long as they are black, she doesnt care), and started to hate pink. Well, I like rock and metal, but I dont dress all in black. Her myspace is sooo emo and she tries to hit on emo kids. Her sisters call her goth, but she denies it. WHAT GIVES?\! I mean, she doesnt even know what Oldies are\!\!\!\! She has no idea who Korn or Slipknot is. She shoudl just give up.

Angela*: omg rock is the best\! me: have you heard "all the small things."? its REALLY CATCHY\! Angela*: what is that? a new radio station. i cannot explain more. she is just a big poser. period. *names have been changed, so i replaced her name with this girl i hate

Author: xXxI'm not OkayxXx http://poser.urbanup.com/2116287
260. (poser) (2↑, 9↓)
A poser is aome one tht rides a sk8board to look kool and dont even get hurt,also a poser is someone tht wants to be something there not.

if ur a prep and where preppy cloths and u can barley keep ur balence on a board dont call some one a poser....look at ur self u dont belong on a sk8board. If u where wut ever u want whether its sk8er brands or not and u come to skool w/ a big scrape down ur leg and u show every body ur sk8 board then ur not a poser.

261. (poser) (8↑, 15↓)
a immitator of someone else

You are a britney poser\!

262. (POSER) (4↑, 11↓)
Someone who tries to be like someone really cool.

*Patty,Becky,Manda,Megen,and Carol

263. (poser) (2↑, 10↓)
you, who are looking up the word poser to see if you fit into that category.

you. The reader of my definition. Your a poser

264. (poser) (13↑, 21↓)
Someone who looks up the word poser on [urbandictionary.com], because he/she got called one at school.

OH NOES\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!111111111 I got called a poser, i should go get my fingers cut off\!

Author: Scott McCullough http://poser.urbanup.com/1483061
265. (poser) (2↑, 11↓)
People who try to be something they are not, but it is opparent that they are just "posing". Posers ussually drive [rice] cars, and listen too pop-punk music. People who listen to metal or rock are not posers.

"Your such a poser for liking Camaros\!" quoted from a poser.

266. (poser) (3↑, 13↓)
Someone who tries to be something (ex. prep, skater, goth, jock... etc.) but really sucks at it and is then called a poser or mabye a loser and has no friends because everyone hates him.

"Dude, u can't skateboard u fucking poser\!"

267. (poser) (4↑, 15↓)
i little white boy who thinks he black but not

that loser tyler blake is a poser cause he thought he were black but now he think he leb

268. (poser) (0↑, 12↓)
Get rejected at every attemp of conversation or attemp at fitting in with others and gets really depressed goes in the bathroom to "cut" their wrists.

boy1: Hey guys, did you hear the new fall out boy song "sugar we're going down" on muchmusic lastnight? boy2: stfu poser, you suck hardxcore cock. girl1: i totally agree, go kill yourself or something you stupid emo-wannabe. *boy1 leaves to cut in the washroom* boy1:i hate my life no one likes me

269. (poser) (2↑, 15↓)
one whom is freakishly extravagant

white old man: DAM\!\!\! CHECK OUT HER CA FLUFF FLUFFS\!\!\! young black dude: dude, your freak'n me out

270. (poser) (14↑, 28↓)
A poser is someone who dresses a way to fit in a group of kids that they are not. Usually posers talk way to much about a subject such as skateboarding that they arent even good at. There never seen skating but are seen at skateparks just sitting or just riding around not doing any tricks. When i see somebody wearing a Bam shirt or have a Bam board i see them as a poser. Dont wear element or adio, birdhouse, blind, or shorty's.If you wear a pink shirt, face it your gay dont wear pink. If you want to look cool or dress like you know what to wear my suggestions are: 10 DEEP is the shit, dope as fuckkk, Krew, RVCA pronounced as (rooka) if anybody tells you different tell them they're an idiot first then tell them that they're wrong. Acitve is dope i think, lakai, lrg, dgk, matix, nixon, and some Zoo York. You will deffinetly not look like a poser if you wear those brands with some CCS pants or Krew pants. They talk the talk but dont walk the walk. They listen to certain bands or rappers that other people listen to cuz they dont know what to listne to or becuase thats what everybody else listens to.

Poser: Yeah dude i skate i have a pink bam skateboard. My dad built me a box and a quaterpipe. Cool Guy: Hey im gonna go say hi to shannon and chelsea right now so i'll call you later.

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271. (poser) (3↑, 20↓)
Someone who thinks they can do something but they really can't.

Sean Heffernan- Auburn, WA. Avril Lavigne A Homeless Person poser

272. (Poser) (8↑, 28↓)
sum dumb ass that looks like apunk but does it for fashion.

Avril lavigne jim is such a poser

273. (Poser) (20↑, 40↓)
Avril Laviegn, Simple Plan, adn GC anyone who weres abercrombie and listen to punkand thinks there punk\!

Avril is the queen of all posers\!

274. (poser) (7↑, 28↓)
dumb fuckheads who think they're grim nekro evil kvlt total darkness, but aren't. example: maniac (mayhem), everyone in finntroll, and for a good rating also avril lavigne.

"fucking poser\!" "i fucking kill your poser-ass" "euronymous was an uber-poser"

275. (poser) (5↑, 34↓)
anybody popular and dosent even know what it actually means\!\!

hi i am a popular chick iyou are such a poser because you dont hang out with us hahaha...

276. (poser) (6↑, 38↓)
someone who can't dance game but tries and fails blatantly

Damn that was shitty when that poser got shot on Bye Bye Bye normal step\!

277. (poser) (22↑, 57↓)
Anyone who is a devoted listener to any of the following: Disco Metal New Wave Rap Techno Alternative Grunge Nu Metal Old Metal Any Metal Emo anything with "core" in it's description acapella boy bands Pop Whores or Divas Anyone who's "goth" (especially fans of heavy metal and their shit taste in music (trendy fags) The fact is that "good music" can come in any form but you trendy fucks just like to latch onto the latest trends and don't even really give a fuck what you are listening to as long as you "think" you are cool or "in".All you fuckin fashionistas should be shot\!

poser poser poser....FUCK fashion and FUCK Music videos\!

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278. (Poser) (10↑, 61↓)
Those white fags who try to look diffrent but dont. (Cause all bangers look the same...)

That POSER tries too hard.

279. (poser) (29↑, 95↓)
1. The incorrect spelling of [poseur]. 2. (lit.) Somebody who poses, ie. a model. This term is not used as an insult.

1. Don't forget the "u", dammit\! 2. Naomi Campbell is a poser. She poses for pictures and fashion shoots all the time.

280. (poser) (11↑, 93↓)
Someone who liek listens to music about getting high and they never do, listen to christian bands and still do bad things, or listen to punk bands when they really arent into the music. You get the point.

My boyfriend is such a fuckin poser, he listens to Kottonmouth Kings yet he's onyl gotten high once, haha

Related: fake, emo, loser, wannabe, punk, fag, scene, goth, poseur, bitch, tool, gay, idiot, wigger, prep, lame, stupid, faker, douchebag, asshole, douche, faggot, liar, hipster, dumbass, annoying, whore, skater, phony, slut, nerd, retard, music, pussy, posers, hot topic, moron, homo, pretender, myspace
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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